Craptiva

Small-medium sized SUV made in South Korea by Daewoo from 2007 through 2019. Sold by GM under the Chevrolet and Holden brand names. Notorious for premature engine and transmission failures.

Me: "How's the wife's RAV4 going?"
Old mate: "Yeah nah ... she traded it in for a Craptiva. Now it's off the road with a stuffed engine and the Holden dealer wants $10k to fix it."
Me: "fkn Craptiva lol"

by Robert Sanvagene March 27, 2020

Pisshat

Alternative name for Passat; a mid-sized family sedan made by Volkswagen.

Motorist: "This is the fifth time this year my car has stopped running!"
Mechanic: "I told you shouldn't have bought a Pisshat. Buy a Camry next time."

by Robert Sanvagene March 27, 2020

Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023

Great Northern

Australia's worst beer. Queenslanders drink it like water because they have no tastebuds. In the Southern states, it's marketed to bogans whose tastebuds have been completely shot after a lifetime of smoking 50+ durries a day.

"What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Great Northern or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Jeez... I'll take a crab juice."

by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024

fucaca

A polite way of calling someone a shithead, a fuckhead, a fuckwit or a fucktard. Portmanteau of fuck and caca.

Nobody likes Chris, as he is an absolute fucaca.

by Robert Sanvagene August 17, 2019

och aye the fuckin noo

Friendly traditional Scottish greeting, often said shortly before a Glasgow kiss

Willie: "och aye the fuckin noo, Jock!"
Jock: *gives Willie a Glasgow kiss*

by Robert Sanvagene September 13, 2021

beer economy

An economic system that runs parallel to the official economy of a region/state/nation where alcohol is the currency used in exchange for goods and services. Used extensively throughout Australia, with beer being the main denomination.

"ay Bruce, did you end up doing that Barra swap on your AU?"
"yeah mate... cost me a bit tho... coupla slabs of VB... beer economy mate"

by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024