Robert Sanvagene's definitions

Swedish brick

A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.

Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home

by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023

och aye the fuckin noo

Friendly traditional Scottish greeting, often said shortly before a Glasgow kiss

Willie: "och aye the fuckin noo, Jock!"
Jock: *gives Willie a Glasgow kiss*

by Robert Sanvagene September 13, 2021

beer economy

An economic system that runs parallel to the official economy of a region/state/nation where alcohol is the currency used in exchange for goods and services. Used extensively throughout Australia, with beer being the main denomination.

"ay Bruce, did you end up doing that Barra swap on your AU?"
"yeah mate... cost me a bit tho... coupla slabs of VB... beer economy mate"

by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024

Great Northern

Australia's worst beer. Queenslanders drink it like water because they have no tastebuds. In the Southern states, it's marketed to bogans whose tastebuds have been completely shot after a lifetime of smoking 50+ durries a day.

"What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"
"Great Northern or crab juice."
"Blech! Ew! Jeez... I'll take a crab juice."

by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024

Pisshat

Alternative name for Passat; a mid-sized family sedan made by Volkswagen.

Motorist: "This is the fifth time this year my car has stopped running!"
Mechanic: "I told you shouldn't have bought a Pisshat. Buy a Camry next time."

by Robert Sanvagene March 27, 2020

Lanley's Law

As any online discussion involving the word "monorail" progresses, the probability of it degenerating into a string of Simpsons references approaches 1.

Friend: "You should ride the Monorail when you go to Vegas"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"

by Robert Sanvagene April 27, 2022

fucaca

A polite way of calling someone a shithead, a fuckhead, a fuckwit or a fucktard. Portmanteau of fuck and caca.

Nobody likes Chris, as he is an absolute fucaca.

by Robert Sanvagene August 17, 2019