Robert Sacamano's definitions

Forrest Hump

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

Rehaballitation

The process by which an adult male gradually gets his masculinity back after an extended period of being emasculated by the women in his life.

Guy A: I'm so glad John is coming with us to Vegas this weekend. Since he got married five years ago he hasn't been on a guys weekend.

Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."

by Robert Sacamano November 13, 2016

Yori Saneyoshi

The mysterious, stoic Asian woman who sits courtside at all Los Angeles Lakers home games four seats away from Jack Nicholson. She can always be seen on camera, and rarely claps or shows any type of emotion whatsoever.

Andy: Who is the Asian woman at all the Laker games? She sits a few seats away from Jack Nicholson.

Brian: That's 'Yori Saneyoshi.' Has been coming to Lakers games since the Showtime era but nobody knows a thing about her.

by Robert Sacamano October 15, 2013

Big Ben

A sexual act where a man (or woman) engages in fisting with their partner while wearing a wrist-watch.

Steve lost his Rolex inside of Diane while performing a Big Ben on her.

by Robert Sacamano September 28, 2012

Asstivity

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2020

Vasian

A person of ambiguous ethnicity who looks vaguely Asian.

I'm not sure what Olivia Munn's racial make-up is. She looks "Vasian."

by Robert Sacamano September 27, 2012

Finkle

When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.

While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.

by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013