Robert Sacamano's definitions

Designated Shitter

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.

In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'

by Robert Sacamano November 17, 2014

Transience

An ESP like sixth sense where one is able to accurately determine if a dirty, lazy, poorly dressed individual is either a hipster or a transient.

Through "transience," Laura was able to determine that the disheveled gentleman in line at the coffee shop was in fact just a hipster, not a transient.

by Robert Sacamano November 6, 2013

Rehaballitation

The process by which an adult male gradually gets his masculinity back after an extended period of being emasculated by the women in his life.

Guy A: I'm so glad John is coming with us to Vegas this weekend. Since he got married five years ago he hasn't been on a guys weekend.

Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."

by Robert Sacamano November 13, 2016

Asstivity

The pulsating movements your dog’s anus makes when he or she is about to defecate.

Person A: Are you sure Max still needs to go?

Person B: Yes. He’s displaying a lot of “asstivity” back there. He’s going to poop any second now.

by Robert Sacamano November 18, 2020

Vasian

A person of ambiguous ethnicity who looks vaguely Asian.

I'm not sure what Olivia Munn's racial make-up is. She looks "Vasian."

by Robert Sacamano September 27, 2012

Big Ben

A sexual act where a man (or woman) engages in fisting with their partner while wearing a wrist-watch.

Steve lost his Rolex inside of Diane while performing a Big Ben on her.

by Robert Sacamano September 28, 2012

Finkle

When you are attempting to urinate and a fart comes out.

While standing at the urinal Jared had a "finkle" which made the other patrons in the restroom laugh.

by Robert Sacamano September 26, 2013