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yesn't

Conj. Meaning Maby yes and maby no
Q: Do you feel like doing some thing tonight?
A: Yesn't
by Robert Funk April 13, 2008
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ipooched

Adj.
Ipod+pooched=Ipooched

My Ipod always works except when I really need it (before a long trip or preloaded with the music for the wedding)
I was rockin out on the ski hill until I was ipooched
by Robert Funk January 13, 2008
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Wuzzam

Wuzzam, a verb used as a response to a question indicating that you were and still are in the same condition
Q: I heard you were a model
A: Wuzzam. I was, still am and will continue to be what you heard about me
by Robert Funk March 24, 2007
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wasam

Wasam, a verb used as a response to a question indicating that you were and still are in the same condition.
This was the original spelling of the word "WUZZAM" before the media got a hold of it.
Q: I heard you were a model
A: Wasam (Wuzzam). I was, still am and will continue to be what you heard about me
by Robert Funk December 25, 2007
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has been

Some one who lives in the past and is willing to give up there future.
Some one who always says "I was" instead of saying "Wuzzam"
Some one who has given up on there dreams because.
Some one who listens to other people tell them that they can't do that for what ever reason.
Has Been: I would like to do this but every one thinks it's a stupid idea.
Wuzzam: I don't care what they say, if it makes me happy then I am going to do it.
by Robert Funk April 13, 2008
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wuzzamish

Is in direct reference to Wuzzam. (Not a has been, "I was, still am" and will continue to be what you heard about me.
Has Been: Dave tries to hard, He is nothing but a has been.

Real Friend: I think it's Wuzzamish he never gives up on his singing career, one day it will all pay off. Your just to lazy, jealous and talentless to do what he does.
by Robert Funk April 13, 2008
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Integrationologist

Is a person who specializes in the science of integrationoligy.
? So are you a sider or a roofer?
No, I am an Integrationologist, I deal with all the stuff in between.
by Robert Funk April 13, 2008
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