Robert Funk's definitions

Wuzzam

Wuzzam, a verb used as a response to a question indicating that you were and still are in the same condition

Q: I heard you were a model
A: Wuzzam. I was, still am and will continue to be what you heard about me

by Robert Funk March 24, 2007

ipooched

Adj.
Ipod+pooched=Ipooched

My Ipod always works except when I really need it (before a long trip or preloaded with the music for the wedding)

I was rockin out on the ski hill until I was ipooched

by Robert Funk January 13, 2008

Snowidow

As soon as the snow starts to fall all the men go skiing. We know we have wifes and we will see them again late spring.

Q:Oh Katherine I heard you are a Snowidow
A:Wuzzam until all the snow is gone

by Robert Funk February 1, 2008

wasam

Wasam, a verb used as a response to a question indicating that you were and still are in the same condition.
This was the original spelling of the word "WUZZAM" before the media got a hold of it.

Q: I heard you were a model
A: Wasam (Wuzzam). I was, still am and will continue to be what you heard about me

by Robert Funk December 25, 2007

yesn't

Conj. Meaning Maby yes and maby no

Q: Do you feel like doing some thing tonight?
A: Yesn't

by Robert Funk April 13, 2008

Integrationoligy

Is a new science in building envelope construction. The science pertains to the connections of exterior claddings and other exterior features (window connections, roof connections, ect.) The theory behind it is "Take care of the little stuff and the big stuff will take care of it's self"

Roofers only know how to connect roofing features and siding guys only know how to connect cladding connections.
Integrationoligy deals with the stuff in between.

by Robert Funk April 13, 2008

Integrationologist

Is a person who specializes in the science of integrationoligy.

? So are you a sider or a roofer?
No, I am an Integrationologist, I deal with all the stuff in between.

by Robert Funk April 13, 2008