Definitions by Robert D Sykes

fraggled 

adj. Unknown origin.

1. To be affected by an intoxicant and especially by substances that yield THC.

I'm afraid that my ability to answer that question has been somewhat compromised your honour, due to the fact that I'm fraggled.

fraggled by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

doozered

adj. Origin linked to the word fraggled and similarly suggestive of characters from the television show "Fraggle Rock".

1. To be very severely affected by intoxicants, especially substances that yield THC.
2. A state of confusion more advanced than that suggested by being fraggled

This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Holy wanking Christ, I'm doozered.

doozered by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

leonard lightweight 

n. Unknown origin

1. A person who easily succumbs to the effects of intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
2. A person who becomes ill after consuming intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.

Ratzinger was disqualified from being a Papal candidate on account of his reputation of being a leonard lightweight.

leonard lightweight by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

black ken 

n. Originating from ken

1. A ken of peculiarly dark colour.

That's the last time I drink Guinness and red wine cocktails. I had a black ken this morning.

black ken by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

jerkline skinner 

n. Of North American origin. A jerkline is a single rein that runs to the lead animal in a team of mules or horses.

1. A driver who can control the team by use of the jerkline.

2. One who's abilities to construct a spliff are of an extremely low standard.

Slim, you're the best darned Jerkline Skinner that I ever layed eyes on.

I'm not smoking that your majesty, it looks as if it's been rolled by a jerkline skinner.

jerkline skinner by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

magic ken 

v. Originating with the word ken

1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken

There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.

I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.

magic ken by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

horror ken 

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.

The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.

horror ken by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005