Bitch Cakes

n. Term used for a group of two or more women who are bitchy... Cakes.

"You don't want to meet my friends... They're such bitch cakes."

by Robert Akins September 14, 2004

White-Boy Day

n. The wannabe-black pimp Drexl's (played by Gary Oldman) idea of a holiday where crazy white men can assualt pimps in their place of buisness and get away with it. For Christian Slater, it obviously wasn't White-Boy Day.

Drexl Spivey: "He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"
Marty: "No man, It ain't white boy day."

by Robert Akins June 03, 2004

Xenocinema

Derived from Xenosaga, it is a cinematic event in a videogame that goes on far longer than necissary; while pretty to look at and often times awesome, editting is non-existent.

Troy was a good example of Xenocinema. It just doesn't end.

by Robert Akins June 03, 2004

Gregarious

1. Seeking and enjoying the company of others; sociable.
2. Having to do with or pertaining to Greg.

"You're not very Gregarious, are you?"

"Well, of course not. My name is Sean."

by Robert Akins June 04, 2004

Assjack

Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.

"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.

by Robert Akins July 25, 2004

Match Factory

n. Title of a person, though typically limited to females, who has smoked long enough to leave the permenant odor of cigarettes on their lips and personal belongings.

Marla Singer in Fight Club was one hell of a match factory.

by Robert Akins August 19, 2005

111-Percentile

n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.

"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."

by Robert Akins March 17, 2006