30 definitions by Robert Akins
"My girlfriend is cuter than yours."
"...DOUBLE DEUCE!"
*punches in the face and kicks in the groin*
"Suck it."
"...DOUBLE DEUCE!"
*punches in the face and kicks in the groin*
"Suck it."
by Robert Akins June 3, 2004
by Robert Akins December 9, 2004
The call-sign of the young, fiesty, female operative on the 'Global Frequency' comic book series and soon-to-be television program. Inspired by Borges, she alone heads the network of monitors and agents connected by phone.
"Central is secure. And I've got one who can talk. We are going to find out exactly who they were and make sure they don't hurt anyone else, ever.
Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."
Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."
by Robert Akins June 3, 2004
adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.
by Robert Akins December 7, 2004
Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.
by Robert Akins July 25, 2004
n. A bombardment of media by the news on a subject that, realistically, isn't that important. Cindy Sheehan, Paris Hilton, and Gus Van Sant would not exist to you if flak riot did not exist.
I didn't care much for the first two, but the flak riot on GTA San Andreas' hidden porn hack almost makes it worth purchasing...
by Robert Akins August 16, 2005
The most dangerous weapon ever concieved by man. Or rather, (for the most part) women. The weapon of choice for the most dangerous of ho's, the extendogina lashes out swiftly and engulfs its victim in acidic poon soup, with a vice grip equivalent to that of Optimus Prime giving you a titty-twister. First discovered in the pants of Katy.
by Robert Akins June 4, 2004