Robert Akins's definitions

5 Dollar Shake

Used in reference to the milkshake in Pulp Fiction purchased by Mrs. Mia Wallace, for something that's more expensive than its worth; even if its pretty damn decent.

"I don't know if that shake's worth five dollars but it's pretty damn good." - Vincent Vega.

"Holy shit dude, eight bucks for ice cream? What a 5 Dollar Shake."

by Robert Akins June 19, 2004

Xenocinema

Derived from Xenosaga, it is a cinematic event in a videogame that goes on far longer than necissary; while pretty to look at and often times awesome, editting is non-existent.

Troy was a good example of Xenocinema. It just doesn't end.

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Automatic Joy

An amalgamation of words that best describe happy-fun-cool better than the amalgamation happy-fun-cool.

"I saw Natalie Portman in a thong. Talk about automatic joy."

by Robert Akins December 8, 2004

disasterific

n. When something goes so terribly wrong that it was actually pretty fun.

Last night was disasterific. We hit a deer on the highway, but it was pretty cool. I was so wasted. - Meredith

by Robert Akins April 13, 2005

philosophizing

The point in a late night conversation where normal get-to-know-you chit chat is thrown out the window for something much deeper and Aristotle in nature. Philosophizing primarily focuses on the human condition - the intricacies of romance, politics, personal goals and desires, and typically goes nowhere. The gist of philosophized conversations are forgotten in the morning.

Me and Kat were philosophizing until daybreak... And I have no idea what the fuck either of us said.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

Extendogina

The most dangerous weapon ever concieved by man. Or rather, (for the most part) women. The weapon of choice for the most dangerous of ho's, the extendogina lashes out swiftly and engulfs its victim in acidic poon soup, with a vice grip equivalent to that of Optimus Prime giving you a titty-twister. First discovered in the pants of Katy.

"Watch out! The extendogina is coming! Everyone, grab a hat!"

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

Hacccentric

n. 1. The act of perfectly capturing the this-ness of now.
2. Someone who serves as a collection of everything that is 'the moment'.
3. A way of describing the first five seconds of a good hit of Mountain Dew.

1. We saw that one movie today, with the naked girl - that was SO hacccentric.

2. Did you see that? Talk about a hacccentric woman. Nice pants.

3. Dude. That was hacccentric.

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004