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Definitions by Robert Akins

Karate Explosion 

adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.
"Are you writing down everything I'm saying...? Uh... Karate explosion!"
Karate Explosion by Robert Akins December 7, 2004

Bitch Cakes

n. Term used for a group of two or more women who are bitchy... Cakes.
"You don't want to meet my friends... They're such bitch cakes."
Bitch Cakes by Robert Akins September 13, 2004
Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.
"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.
Assjack by Robert Akins July 25, 2004

Noise-Pussy 

n. A good description to use when one simply cannot tollerate the volume on an audio player of any sort, and complains about it, in the same whining sound that a vagina makes during sexual intercourse.
"God.. Turn this Mindless Self Indulgences off... It hurts my ears."
"Don't be such a noise-pussy, Brian."
Noise-Pussy by Robert Akins June 24, 2004

5 Dollar Shake 

Used in reference to the milkshake in Pulp Fiction purchased by Mrs. Mia Wallace, for something that's more expensive than its worth; even if its pretty damn decent.
"I don't know if that shake's worth five dollars but it's pretty damn good." - Vincent Vega.

"Holy shit dude, eight bucks for ice cream? What a 5 Dollar Shake."
5 Dollar Shake by Robert Akins June 19, 2004

Chicken-wuss 

The most extreme stage of 'pussiness', a chicken-wuss lacks any and all courage and integrity in the heat of battle, and instead of fighting to survive, goes fetal and/or avoids all situations with a possible negative outcome.
"I got stuck with chicken-wuss and some guy who just reached puberty in my squad..." - Seifer Almasy, Final Fantasy VIII.
Chicken-wuss by Robert Akins June 16, 2004

Gregarious 

1. Seeking and enjoying the company of others; sociable.
2. Having to do with or pertaining to Greg.
"You're not very Gregarious, are you?"

"Well, of course not. My name is Sean."
Gregarious by Robert Akins June 3, 2004