Robert Akins's definitions

philosophizing

The point in a late night conversation where normal get-to-know-you chit chat is thrown out the window for something much deeper and Aristotle in nature. Philosophizing primarily focuses on the human condition - the intricacies of romance, politics, personal goals and desires, and typically goes nowhere. The gist of philosophized conversations are forgotten in the morning.

Me and Kat were philosophizing until daybreak... And I have no idea what the fuck either of us said.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

Aleph

The call-sign of the young, fiesty, female operative on the 'Global Frequency' comic book series and soon-to-be television program. Inspired by Borges, she alone heads the network of monitors and agents connected by phone.

"Central is secure. And I've got one who can talk. We are going to find out exactly who they were and make sure they don't hurt anyone else, ever.

Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Pamcakes

n. A word that enhances the beauty of fluffy-good pancakes much more than actually saying 'pancakes'.

I loves me some pamcakes. Garcong! Pamcakes!

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Karate Explosion

adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.

"Are you writing down everything I'm saying...? Uh... Karate explosion!"

by Robert Akins December 7, 2004

5 Dollar Shake

Used in reference to the milkshake in Pulp Fiction purchased by Mrs. Mia Wallace, for something that's more expensive than its worth; even if its pretty damn decent.

"I don't know if that shake's worth five dollars but it's pretty damn good." - Vincent Vega.

"Holy shit dude, eight bucks for ice cream? What a 5 Dollar Shake."

by Robert Akins June 19, 2004

Xenocinema

Derived from Xenosaga, it is a cinematic event in a videogame that goes on far longer than necissary; while pretty to look at and often times awesome, editting is non-existent.

Troy was a good example of Xenocinema. It just doesn't end.

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Global Frequency

A a worldwide, independent defense agency, civilian-run by exactly one-thousand and one agents of varying skills and expertise (detectives, mechanics, assasins, pilots, etc). Lead by the enigmatic Miranda Zero and the supercomputer-of-a-babe and central dispatcher Aleph, they're called into action to clean up all the world-threatening junk that the government run organizations are typically unable to handle.

All the black projects, the mad science, the chilly encounters with the unknown, the Cold War traps... they're all sitting there like landmines. Eventually someone will trip over one of them. Global Frequency are there to catch them when they fall, and defuse the mines before they explode into mainstream consciousness and cause more pain and horror than they already have...

Are you on the Global Frequency?

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004