Robert Akins's definitions

Chicken-wuss

The most extreme stage of 'pussiness', a chicken-wuss lacks any and all courage and integrity in the heat of battle, and instead of fighting to survive, goes fetal and/or avoids all situations with a possible negative outcome.

"I got stuck with chicken-wuss and some guy who just reached puberty in my squad..." - Seifer Almasy, Final Fantasy VIII.

by Robert Akins June 16, 2004

Pamcakes

n. A word that enhances the beauty of fluffy-good pancakes much more than actually saying 'pancakes'.

I loves me some pamcakes. Garcong! Pamcakes!

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Karate Explosion

adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.

"Are you writing down everything I'm saying...? Uh... Karate explosion!"

by Robert Akins December 7, 2004

5 Dollar Shake

Used in reference to the milkshake in Pulp Fiction purchased by Mrs. Mia Wallace, for something that's more expensive than its worth; even if its pretty damn decent.

"I don't know if that shake's worth five dollars but it's pretty damn good." - Vincent Vega.

"Holy shit dude, eight bucks for ice cream? What a 5 Dollar Shake."

by Robert Akins June 19, 2004

Superwire

The central connecting force on the the planet. Life, the internet, cable television, and radio are all linked to each other via the superwire - a fantastic creation that, if unplugged, no one knows what will happen. Maybe the universe will explode. Maybe society will fall. Who knows? I don't have all the f**king answers, okay?!

The Superwire is out there man!

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

Flak Riot

n. A bombardment of media by the news on a subject that, realistically, isn't that important. Cindy Sheehan, Paris Hilton, and Gus Van Sant would not exist to you if flak riot did not exist.

I didn't care much for the first two, but the flak riot on GTA San Andreas' hidden porn hack almost makes it worth purchasing...

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005