by Robert Akins December 09, 2004
The call-sign of the young, fiesty, female operative on the 'Global Frequency' comic book series and soon-to-be television program. Inspired by Borges, she alone heads the network of monitors and agents connected by phone.
"Central is secure. And I've got one who can talk. We are going to find out exactly who they were and make sure they don't hurt anyone else, ever.
Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."
Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."
by Robert Akins June 03, 2004
Last night was disasterific. We hit a deer on the highway, but it was pretty cool. I was so wasted. - Meredith
by Robert Akins April 13, 2005
A a worldwide, independent defense agency, civilian-run by exactly one-thousand and one agents of varying skills and expertise (detectives, mechanics, assasins, pilots, etc). Lead by the enigmatic Miranda Zero and the supercomputer-of-a-babe and central dispatcher Aleph, they're called into action to clean up all the world-threatening junk that the government run organizations are typically unable to handle.
All the black projects, the mad science, the chilly encounters with the unknown, the Cold War traps... they're all sitting there like landmines. Eventually someone will trip over one of them. Global Frequency are there to catch them when they fall, and defuse the mines before they explode into mainstream consciousness and cause more pain and horror than they already have...
Are you on the Global Frequency?
Are you on the Global Frequency?
by Robert Akins June 03, 2004
n. A person who has serious convictions in one side of an arguement versus another, yet refuses to act on them in any way. Or expresses their opinion artistically, passively, and in an unobstrusive manner. Where a political activist would lie on the street in front of a moving tank, begging for the continued, necessary slaughter of the unborn, a political thinkivist would be like Jonathan Swift, and simply write a brochure about it.
"Listening to Bill O'Reilly's radioshow infused her with so much unescapable, indescribable hatred that the only way she could safely express her opinion was via pen to the paper pad. And it felt good to be a thinkivist, oh yes it did."
by Robert Akins December 13, 2005
n. A word that enhances the beauty of fluffy-good pancakes much more than actually saying 'pancakes'.
by Robert Akins June 03, 2004
Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.
by Robert Akins July 25, 2004