Robert's definitions

turtle head

Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you

Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit

Shit rhymes with Shit

by Robert February 25, 2004

CardCaptors

A crappy anime with stupid chracters and bad music. whereas Card Captor Sakura is very good anime.

loser 1:Hey let's go watch Cardcaptors.
losor 2:After that we'll watch MTV and go support George Bush.
loser 1: yeah!

by Robert July 7, 2004

happier than a pig in shit

Background: Coming from the fact that a pig is generally happier in it's own environment - it's own faeces (Makes tastier and tenderer Bacon and Sausages...)
Def: Where one person is extremely happy in the environment they find themselves in

Parachuting into the Playboy hot-tub and finding that their Sun-tan lotion boy is off for the day and they need a new one to oil them up... Expression comes into play when the job is at least 5 mins underway...

by Robert May 16, 2004

My man

This is a person who is your friend. This also means that this person is a close friend. This phrase can also mean that you know someone but you do not know there name. This also replaces the word "hello".

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: My man what is up

by Robert April 24, 2005

tunk

A blow or punch. A hit. Being embarassed or shown up.

Oh man, I just tunked him in the face.
You got tunked when his girl slapped you.

by robert January 15, 2004

nuggwife

A Hott wife with big titties and big ass.

Damn that guys got a nuggwife.

by Robert April 28, 2016

hackmod

Noun: Altering the programming of an online combat sim to become more powerful than the game designers intended.

1. hackmodder: someone with the hand-eye coordination of an autistic monkey, who can't play an online game without cheats like invulnerablility or one shot kills.

Player 1: "You hackmod! You shot me through a WALL!! Cheater!!"

Player 2: OMG, you got Pwn'd.

by Robert January 13, 2005