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fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!
by Robert November 5, 2005
mugGet the fleshy patchmug.

kancles

When the calf meets the ankle and there is no prescence of an achilles tendon. Mostley seen in fat or obese people.
"Did you see the kancles on that woman?"
by Robert March 13, 2005
mugGet the kanclesmug.

astro-rock

The new genre coming out that the for runner of is Brave Saint Saturn whos particular is a dark side of christian music.
Astro-rock is totaly rad man
by Robert December 22, 2003
mugGet the astro-rockmug.

abercrombie and fitch

A very fashionable store that sells like really nice cloths. Often critisized by poor ass bums who can not afford it or by people who decided they do not like it because their poor ass bum friend cannot afford it. Abercrombies store employes are also said to be all white and all of the people on the posters are said to be all white but that is not always true and the company must appeal to the people who buy it and more than 99.99% of them are white so everyone who has something to say about the store should like totally shut the fuck up.
A&F Person 1: OMG i Went to abercrombie and fitch and bought some really nice jeans a polo a jacket and flip flops for only $300!
A%F Person 2: That is like so cheap were they on clearance!
A&F Person 1: No I think there was a mistake when they charged me maybe I was only charged for one flip flop only!
A&F Person 2: But that is like really cheap for a flip flop. I paid about $1000 for a flip flop at some other store.
A&F Person 1:What were we talking about?
by Robert April 9, 2005
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piglet

A police officer in training. See also pig and 5-0.
Check out that piglet!
by Robert December 28, 2002
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mizzou

Missouri University. mizzou sports is one of the things that everyone in columbia obsesses over (along with the cities of St Louis and KC (not the NFL teams, but the cities themselves because they are so "hard," and "gangsta")). over half of the people at hickman wear mizzou clothing on a daily basis, which i find very sad.
you'll never find anythign mizzou on me, but you can find SD on me. as much as i dislike mizzou, i'll probably end up going there because of the fact that i live in columbia (how unfortunate)
by robert March 18, 2005
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Sky Nazi

1. Someone who, in the MMOFPS PlanetSide, breaks out the anti-aircraft weapons and takes control of the skies.
2. Me when playing PlanetSide :D

P.S. I made it up! w00t!
1. 1337G4M3R: d00d that sky nazi just blew up my fcuking liberator!
2. When in my AA MAX, I'm a total sky nazi.
by Robert July 20, 2004
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