by Rob Porter November 27, 2007
1. (n.) A lothario; a man who sexually exploits women;
2. (n.) A pimp;
3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.
2. (n.) A pimp;
3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.
1. Benjamin is a habitual cunt finder.
2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.
3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.
2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.
3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.
by Rob Porter November 05, 2007
(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.
See also blowing lunch.
See also blowing lunch.
"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
by Rob Porter October 08, 2007
(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.
Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
by Rob Porter March 17, 2008
(n.) A mass of mucous and saliva that is forcefully ejected from the mouth onto a person or object.
The noun loogie is commonly used in conjunction with the verb 'hock.' See example below:
The noun loogie is commonly used in conjunction with the verb 'hock.' See example below:
Lucy: "Ethel! Did you just hock a loogie in my coffee?"
Ethel: "Why, yes, Lucy, don't I always?"
Lucy: "Oh yeah I forgot! My FAVORITE!"
Ethel: "You empty the pot and I'll give you some snot, deal??"
Lucy: "MMMMMMmmmmmm!!! Thanks, Ethel! Jeepers you're the greatest! Gosh I've been hocking loogies in Ricky's coffee for eleven years (sigh). You know how those Cubans are about their boogers..."
"Yes... that fat fucker Fred is the same way. Hmph... MEN!!!
Ethel: "Why, yes, Lucy, don't I always?"
Lucy: "Oh yeah I forgot! My FAVORITE!"
Ethel: "You empty the pot and I'll give you some snot, deal??"
Lucy: "MMMMMMmmmmmm!!! Thanks, Ethel! Jeepers you're the greatest! Gosh I've been hocking loogies in Ricky's coffee for eleven years (sigh). You know how those Cubans are about their boogers..."
"Yes... that fat fucker Fred is the same way. Hmph... MEN!!!
by Rob Porter February 23, 2009
by Rob Porter September 20, 2007
(n.) One that indulges in felching used condoms (scumbags), regardless of what orifice it was used to penetrate. The afflicted individual then consumes the condom to top off the delicious snack.
As she strutted down the sidewalk in her slutty attire, she thought of how great it felt to be the most popular scumbag slut in the red light district of town.
"Say, Doc, there's three rubbers in the vomit of that guy in ER room 5. This patient is a scumbag slut if I ever saw one."
"Say, Doc, there's three rubbers in the vomit of that guy in ER room 5. This patient is a scumbag slut if I ever saw one."
by Rob Porter March 02, 2009