Rob Porter's definitions
That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holitis.
She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.
She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.
by Rob Porter December 31, 2007
Get the holitismug. by Rob Porter December 24, 2007
Get the munching monkeymug. by Rob Porter January 3, 2009
Get the hoedownmug. (n.) A mass of mucous and saliva that is forcefully ejected from the mouth onto a person or object.
The noun loogie is commonly used in conjunction with the verb 'hock.' See example below:
The noun loogie is commonly used in conjunction with the verb 'hock.' See example below:
Lucy: "Ethel! Did you just hock a loogie in my coffee?"
Ethel: "Why, yes, Lucy, don't I always?"
Lucy: "Oh yeah I forgot! My FAVORITE!"
Ethel: "You empty the pot and I'll give you some snot, deal??"
Lucy: "MMMMMMmmmmmm!!! Thanks, Ethel! Jeepers you're the greatest! Gosh I've been hocking loogies in Ricky's coffee for eleven years (sigh). You know how those Cubans are about their boogers..."
"Yes... that fat fucker Fred is the same way. Hmph... MEN!!!
Ethel: "Why, yes, Lucy, don't I always?"
Lucy: "Oh yeah I forgot! My FAVORITE!"
Ethel: "You empty the pot and I'll give you some snot, deal??"
Lucy: "MMMMMMmmmmmm!!! Thanks, Ethel! Jeepers you're the greatest! Gosh I've been hocking loogies in Ricky's coffee for eleven years (sigh). You know how those Cubans are about their boogers..."
"Yes... that fat fucker Fred is the same way. Hmph... MEN!!!
by Rob Porter February 23, 2009
Get the loogiemug. (n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.
See also blowing lunch.
See also blowing lunch.
"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
by Rob Porter October 23, 2007
Get the barf meatmug. 1. (n.) Synonymous with anus/asshole/ringpiece/balloon knot.
2. (v.) To buttfuck a person (see also cornhole and pound).
2. (v.) To buttfuck a person (see also cornhole and pound).
1. You have a rather nice looking bunghole. Mind if I insert my holepole into it for a bit?
2. G'day, mate... I got my rocks off last night by getting bungholed by three different sailors.
2. G'day, mate... I got my rocks off last night by getting bungholed by three different sailors.
by Rob Porter September 29, 2007
Get the bungholemug. 1. (v.) To engage in sexual intercourse with a person or object.
2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.
This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
Synonym: fuck
2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.
This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.
Synonym: fuck
I love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.
John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.
He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
Get the schplotzmug.