Rob's definitions

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Unitrans

The greatest bus line on the planet, Unitrans is a student-run organization that serves the city and university of Davis, California.

Guy #1 "Dude, we're 8 blocks away from the party"
Guy #2 "Let's catch the 10:35 E line!"
Guy #1 "Yay for Unitrans!"

by Rob April 19, 2004

Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

dyd

short for doubleyourdating.com

lets go to dyd and learn how to pick up chicks

by rob January 23, 2004

Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

by Rob October 29, 2004

Manbuddy

1. A male who is close friends with another male.
2. A male who consoles in his male friends when in a time of need.
3. Typically engaging in pewpsechz(not to be confused with actual anal intercourse)

After frank lost his wife, he turned to ted for some manbuddy love

by Rob November 25, 2003