459 definitions by Rob

The Establishment

The system in which the Man holds us down. It is an intricate network of codes and regulations, involving everything from taxes that get spent in all the wrong places to phone banks where nobody even works. There are players for "the Establishment" everywhere, so do not let people know that you are aware of it.

I work for the Establishment and there is nothing I can do about it.

by Rob March 8, 2005

swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob December 1, 2003

faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.

Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers

by Rob July 7, 2004

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob March 9, 2005

Grundle

The area between the scrotum and anus

Lick my grundle

by Rob January 14, 2004

slam slut

a word used to define a dirty whore

a girl who has been with alot off guys

by Rob October 12, 2004

the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

by Rob May 17, 2004