Rob's definitions

Jupatarlai

Planet outside of our solar system near the edge of the milky way.

"Welcome to planet Jupatarlai!"

by Rob December 24, 2003

coonie

a gay person

you see that coonie?

by rob April 18, 2004

ninja bike

An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.

Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?

by Rob March 3, 2006

the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

by Rob May 16, 2004

Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

dyd

short for doubleyourdating.com

lets go to dyd and learn how to pick up chicks

by rob January 23, 2004

mac

Media Access Control address- hardware address that identifies each node on a network consisting of4 8 bits expressed as 12 hexadecimal digits. Unique to each network card

12:34:56:78:9A:BC May I please have the MAC address of your modem therefore to diagnose your problem.

by Rob December 28, 2003