Rob's definitions

Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

by Rob February 16, 2004

spicup

A rear-wheel drive pickup truck, that has been lowered, repainted, and the bed filled with sub-woofers. This truck typically cruises up and down the same street on weekends in an ethnic part of town. These trucks are quite popular in the southwestern United States.

by rob April 4, 2003

blowing christmas

A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.

Man I feel shitty... I've been blowing christmas since Monday.

by Rob April 6, 2006

traceur

n. A practitioner of the sport/art of parkour. Is a skilled runner and jumper. Often has the ability to perform various acrobatic techniques, but not necessarily so.

David Belle is the founder of the sport of parkour and is an elite traceur.

That traceur has an amazing precision jump.

by Rob November 20, 2003

DaddyDoesDoggie

Used when your Papa is into poking animals. Originated around 13-14th century when the Church was coming into prominence. Getting laid was an impossible task and promiscuity was quite prevalent. And they had too many horny daddies to account for. Many Brits, took to doin' animals on their farm and brought the tradition to the Americas in the 18th century. Still alive in certain regions of this country.

Many a fathers in West Virginia and Ohio are into DaddyDoesDoggie.

by Rob June 28, 2004

omega

sign of the apocalypse, the desruction of the universe and all life in it.

omega is the symbol of all of you idiots' demise.

by Rob October 28, 2003

poogina

The anus, could be referred to as Poogina when speaking of anal sex.
Poo (scat, feces) and Vagina (Common hole used for sex.) Combined to form the Poogina. Anal-vagina.

I was giving Mandies Poogina a good pounding last night, she screamed like a little bitch.

by Rob September 28, 2003