Rob's definitions

cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

by Rob December 1, 2003

tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

by rob December 6, 2003

Encoded

Someone of ultimate skill.

When I grow up, I want to be just like an Encoded; he pwns you.

by rob December 7, 2003

whip off a batch

Commonly refered to as masterbating, though when used in this context refers to completing the task in an efficient and fast manner.

I'm going to go jump in the shower and whip off a quick batch, then I'll be good to go

by Rob December 8, 2003

tuckus

A non-offensive description for a human posterior.

Boy, isn't that girl's tuckus hot?

by Rob August 7, 2003

cherry

When reffered to in relation to a female human virgin, a hymen, or a symbol of virginity.

He popped her cherry.

by rob August 10, 2003

skimme

encouraging someone to hurry up and give them something.

Quit usking around and skimme the damn skimmer already you rums

by rob August 21, 2003