RoB's definitions

Londerblouwadt

"Meet me down the duke of york pub at 8 o' clock."

Londerblouwadt mate?

by Rob September 17, 2003

Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

by Rob October 29, 2004

baby bust

Droppen your load in a chick's gash, getten her pregnant without a doubt, to 'bust' a baby.

"Ohhh shit dude, I went baby bust in Samantha, no I'm gonna have to stick her with a coathanger and eat that shit."

by Rob July 5, 2004

turd wrestler

In most cases a plumber, but can be construed to include sewer workers or the operator of a septic tank truck.

My uncle (true story) who is a pipefitter, told me "Boy, I'm a pipefitter, not a plumber. I fit pipes. A plumber ain't nothin' but a turd wrestler". or "Septic tank's backed up, better call the turd wrestler."

by Rob November 19, 2003

Nupe

No

Mama, can we go to the store? NUPE.

by Rob September 7, 2003

sloghead

1: the state of having excessive slog in your head
2: being inept, foolish, moronic, or existing in any other state of little to no intellegence
3: general insult

A: Well your mom's a slut!
B: Well you're a sloghead!
A: oh damn, I got boned
B: yes you did, yes you did.

by Rob April 4, 2005

Goosin

A right goosin

He was out with the boys on saturday and got a right goosin....

by rob March 2, 2004