Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006

blowing christmas

A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.

Man I feel shitty... I've been blowing christmas since Monday.

by Rob March 22, 2006

colbas

Macedonian origin meaning the males reproductive organ / penis.

eg. "toi imat golem colbas"
that man has a large penis

by Rob March 07, 2005

red eye

when someone is stoned and there eyes change colour to red.

you've got bad red eye

by rob April 12, 2005

Tuppa

The person you want to be ! !

Rob wishs he was tuppa

by Rob March 07, 2005

gummer

a lady prostitute who is over 70 years old

are you hurtin for a gummer?

by rob January 22, 2004

Sherrl

A temptress that only goes after computer gamers and lulls them into her sirens call to thier doom.

Maurina is acting very Sherrl-like today, in fact she had 6 of them doing all her skill points.

by Rob March 09, 2004