Definitions by Rimmer

Becky 

A conniving social climber who would stab anyone in the back for her own gain; a girl who would do freaky stuff in bed if it makes her relevant; normally a white girl or a black girl who acts white.

That Becky ass bitch about to get cut thinking she bout to get with my man.

I don't need him to be relevant. He better call Becky if he thinks he can treat a bitch like that.

Becky by Rimmer May 15, 2016

Grundle 

a breakfast sandwich usually consisting of sausage, egg (at least what the government tells us is egg) and cheese on a bagle or english muffin

oh snap! today is grundle day! I'm getting breakfast

Grundle by Rimmer April 7, 2005

rim job 

The exquisite act of licking the soft, wrinkled asshole of a beautiful woman.

She sucked my cock as I gave her a rim job. As I licked her asshole she squirmed.

rim job by Rimmer October 17, 2003

needle 

A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

needle by rimmer January 21, 2003

crounk

a slang word devised from the words cooch and junk that is used to refer to the female genitalia. First used by T. Jenkin

"She has a dirty crounk"

crounk by rimmer January 21, 2003

one eyed pirate 

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

one eyed pirate by rimmer January 21, 2003