Rik's definitions
A viscous carniverous cannibalistic rodent that may or may not live in the deep dense jungles of Sudan. Mostly seen at night, and only seen by it's prey (other bagets). Believed by some to be closely related to the Cheat. though those people are clearly morons.
by Rik April 6, 2004
Get the bagetmug. Also means on the level...when a ship is said to be Yar, she's perfectly loaded and level from stem to stern and port to starboard.
by Rik June 21, 2004
Get the Yarmug. eddisfaction - To reach the standards set out by Edd, eddisfaction is only obtainable when the enjoyment level is so intense that Edd screams for more. Some people presume that reaching Eddisfaction is an easy task or "a piece of cake" but only those who truly know Edd really understand the value of Eddisfaction and the effects that are caused by it.
Can't get no Eddisfaction.
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you can really feel the eddisfaction, it kinda makes me feel uncontrolably sick.
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you can really feel the eddisfaction, it kinda makes me feel uncontrolably sick.
by Rik January 19, 2004
Get the eddisfactionmug. A drinking game for the boys. Involves two pong games going on simultaneously on two tables shaped like a hammerhead. One table is straight and the other table is faced sideways connected to the first table. The game that involves the long table involves cups 4-3-2-1 and is 2v2. The short table is 1v1 and has cups 3-2-1. One team from long game and short game are on same team. First team to eliminate all cups wins.
by Rik April 22, 2017
Get the Hammerheadmug. by rik March 17, 2005
Get the the subwaysmug. 
Get the dooshabagelmug. An absolutely amazin cartoon in which the main character is a queer-duck. The guy above my defininition is a asshole. Please look up 'bloaf'.
his mates include:
1)openlygator-an aligator
2)bipolar bear-a polar bear
(both are also gay)
his mates include:
1)openlygator-an aligator
2)bipolar bear-a polar bear
(both are also gay)
by Rik May 13, 2005
Get the QueerDuckmug.