Rick Mills's definitions

cranial debognotisation

Dyeing and colouring of the hair. Originally used to describe the colouring of the hair with "Cosmic Colour" aerosol temporary hair colour, but now covers all instances of dyeing and colouring the hair.

I got an all-over cranial debognotisation with "Cosmic Colour" hair dye at the school fete.

by Rick Mills September 7, 2004

metamour

In a polyamorous relationship, where your lover has more than one lover, a metamour is the name given to your partner's other lover(s).

My partner and I went to see her metamour Jane at the weekend.

by Rick Mills July 19, 2004

bousey

A nightmarish creature, slightly larger than a human head, white, slimy and vaguely heart shaped. Its method of attack is to produce a feeling of extreme discomfort and sliminess in the stomach area of its victims by attaching itself to them. If attacked, the white slimy body would reveal a "bone"-shaped twig-like entity at its centre, which, when snapped in two, would yield *another* bousey. Using a form of mind control, the bousey would compel you to snap the twig and re-create itself once attacked.

Help! I'm being attacked by a bousey!

by Rick Mills September 7, 2004

harclarver

A nightmarish flying creature with a horrific cry, which is terrifying enough to instantly petrify if heard.

Run inside quick! There's a harclarver coming!

by Rick Mills September 7, 2004

debognotised

To have put make-up, paint, ink or similarly pigmented substance on someone.

We debognotised our friend last night with magic marker pens.

by Rick Mills September 2, 2004

dus

Generic word for a pigmented substance which can be applied to the skin, such as make-up, paint or ink.

We went to the shop to buy some dus for body painting.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

debognotise

To put make-up, paint, ink, or similarly pigmented substance on someone.

I am looking forward to having the make-up artist debognotise me.

by Rick Mills September 2, 2004