Rick James's definitions

Tenis

The section of the Taint closest to the Penis.

Bobby was flicking his toungue across my Tenis and I was so amazed at how much more sensitive it was than my Tainus.

by Rick James March 27, 2004

Jolouie

My friend Jo

Hey look, it's my friend Jo

by Rick James March 20, 2004

bober

A boner.

Walk, I have a bober for you in my pants, come see, I think it's Morris.

by rick james June 9, 2004

colin rhodes

I know that kid! hes a fucking jackass! j/k hes awesome! I see him pwning people on the net all the time.

Colin - owns - all - internet

by Rick James March 19, 2004

JS-5000

n. a state of working harder than everyone else; no one else has it a difficult as you do; you sometimes whine "it's not fair" and "why me"

Damn, someone should give the JS-5000 some Midol and a tampon.

by Rick James April 12, 2004

biorhythmic orientation

Pual's lame ass excuse for using big words on mammalology exams when he hasn't eaten for two minutes

Paul's biorhthmic orientation was off today due to a lack of chips

by Rick James May 7, 2004

football player build

A term used to describe a fat body type in an online profile. Instead of calling your self fat, you say football player build. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online

WGM, 48, 5'6/250 Grn eyes/goatee/tats

by Rick James April 5, 2005