Rick's definitions

nob sausage

1.what gays ask for in bed when they are with women.

2.Insult

1."where's that nob sausage i asked for...ur not the nob sausage ur the work of satan."

2."u nob sausage"

by rick January 13, 2004

tweener

one of mixed race

The girl's daddy is black and her momma be white, so she's a tweener.

by rick January 18, 2004

attorney

An assmonkey with a college degree.

Harvard breeds assmonkeys.

by Rick January 23, 2004

Nietzsche

A german philosopher and satirist who stood against the institutions of the church and state at a time when it was dangerous to do so.

His famous concept,"God is dead" is usually misreferenced as meaning he believed god truly was physically dead. In reality, he believed in a god, merely that man's relation to god, and the tools man used to relate to god were dead. In other words, he said the institution of the church has killed the god within man; man's faith in god.

"...they know nothing of great accomplishment, great failure"
-Nietzche's Thus Spake Zarathustra

by Rick January 29, 2004

poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

by Rick March 6, 2003

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003

steaming volcano

a particularly large poo that goes from the bottom of the bowl up and out of the water, resembling a steaming volcano

Careful in there, I left a steaming volcano.

by rick March 17, 2003