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Definitions by Richard Dean, Journalist

Phyuck Yu 

The eldest and wisest amongst all Playa Haters. Also invented the time machine.
"F You Hitler!" - Phyuck Yu.

R Kelly's Grandma 

A key witness in his pissing trial.
"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.
"I really like the group NSYNC. My favorite member is Harpo." - Master Tang.

Evil Council 

They're French.
"What my name is!"

When keeping it real goes wrong 

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.

Lake Minnitonka 

Where you go to purify yourself.
"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka." - Prince.
A fruit, usually eaten with pancakes.
"You guys want some grapes?" - Prince.