Richard Dean, Journalist's definitions

Phyuck Yu

The eldest and wisest amongst all Playa Haters. Also invented the time machine.

"F You Hitler!" - Phyuck Yu.

by Richard Dean, Journalist July 25, 2004

R Kelly's Grandma

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004

Harpo

Member of NSYNC.

"I really like the group NSYNC. My favorite member is Harpo." - Master Tang.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 28, 2004

Evil Council

They're French.

"What my name is!"

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 28, 2004

When keeping it real goes wrong

Rockets vs. Lakers game 1.

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

Lake Minnitonka

Where you go to purify yourself.

"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka." - Prince.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

grapes

A fruit, usually eaten with pancakes.

"You guys want some grapes?" - Prince.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004