Definitions by Richard Dean, Journalist

Phyuck Yu 

The eldest and wisest amongst all Playa Haters. Also invented the time machine.

"F You Hitler!" - Phyuck Yu.

Phyuck Yu by Richard Dean, Journalist July 25, 2004

R Kelly's Grandma 

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

R Kelly's Grandma by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004

Harpo 

Member of NSYNC.

"I really like the group NSYNC. My favorite member is Harpo." - Master Tang.

Harpo by Richard Dean, Journalist April 28, 2004

Evil Council 

They're French.

"What my name is!"

Evil Council by Richard Dean, Journalist April 28, 2004

When keeping it real goes wrong 

Rockets vs. Lakers game 1.

"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.

When keeping it real goes wrong by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

Lake Minnitonka 

Where you go to purify yourself.

"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka." - Prince.

Lake Minnitonka by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

grapes 

A fruit, usually eaten with pancakes.

"You guys want some grapes?" - Prince.

grapes by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004