RichTheRedn3ck's definitions

Gluck Gluck 6000

Taking the 3000 model up a notch by adding just a little twist to the motion. Enhancing the pleasure....or adding to the wear and tear on your junk.
*please be sure to use generous amount of lube or pre-oral lubing!

Babe, you are too fucking basic with that Gluck Gluck 3000. Step it to the Gluck Gluck 6000 already damnit before I trade you in for a better model!

by RichTheRedn3ck November 1, 2023

Canadian Butt Sex

The polite use of only one finger during butt sex, the Canadian way!

Wife, Would you like to partake in some Canadian Butt Sex tonight? I am feeling adventurous, eh.
-I would love some Canadian Butt Sex. Please use only the pinky though as that Kraft Dinner made my butthole burn a little, eh.

by RichTheRedn3ck September 20, 2023

RichTheRedn3ck

The cowboy hatted streamer from the south. The coolest mother fucker on the net. The master of Canadian Butt Sex. The cowboy penguin himself!

RichTheRedn3ck is fucking amazing! The cowboy hat is glorious!

by RichTheRedn3ck September 20, 2023

OSUPhoenix

Streamer, Graphic designer, Host of Winnable Wednesday, Emotional support dude and one the coolest, best, most amazing people you will ever meet!
A legend, A hero and an awesome friend. Loved by many and respected by all. Have a drink on me Mr. OSU... You rock!

Have you seen OSUPhoenix on Twitch?
Check him out for the most amazing art and graphics and definitely join his crowd for Winnable Wednesday!

by RichTheRedn3ck September 22, 2023

Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!

Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.

by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024

French Canadian Butt Sex

Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.

Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....

by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025

Milk Drapes

The term for saggy lactating titties. like so fuckin saggy that they are like drapes for your Vagina. like 190 year old 50 kids titties... your welcome for the visual.

Damn! The Queen had some serious Milk Drapes. Bitch must have been older than the dinosaurs.

by RichTheRedn3ck June 19, 2024