Rice Crunchy's definitions

Struan

The sexiest, most scrumptious, most breed able, specimen ever created

I love Struan I want to give him my babies

by Rice Crunchy December 19, 2023

firgle

To firgle someone is to rub feta cheese on their anal cavity and chant daddy Trump whilst wearing a pink dress

"Nah man I totally told Jessy to let me firgle her and she said," yes please UwU""

by Rice Crunchy July 15, 2022

Otungus

A smoothie that consists of a black guy's semen, a random prostitute's blood, and sand

What's up homie, want a tasty scrumptious otungus?

by Rice Crunchy March 6, 2023

Flangle

When a little Chinese is under attack by four big black men

Yo dude did you hear? Chen got a flangle

by Rice Crunchy March 2, 2023

funglump

The act of connecting your anus with another human's anus with gaffa tape and exchanging faeces

"Hey babe can we funglump?"
"Yes please father"

by Rice Crunchy December 19, 2023

Floobario

Someone who gargles on their own semen and spits it on children daily

Bob is such a floobario

by Rice Crunchy December 20, 2023

Soggness

To sogg is to thrust your penis at terminal velocity up a dog's rectum

I gave my dog Stuart a soggness

by Rice Crunchy December 15, 2023