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Definitions by Rice Crunchy

Floobario 

Someone who gargles on their own semen and spits it on children daily
Bob is such a floobario
Floobario by Rice Crunchy December 20, 2023

funglump 

The act of connecting your anus with another human's anus with gaffa tape and exchanging faeces
"Hey babe can we funglump?"
"Yes please father"
funglump by Rice Crunchy December 19, 2023
The sexiest, most scrumptious, most breed able, specimen ever created
I love Struan I want to give him my babies
Struan by Rice Crunchy December 19, 2023

Soggness 

To sogg is to thrust your penis at terminal velocity up a dog's rectum
I gave my dog Stuart a soggness
Soggness by Rice Crunchy December 15, 2023
A smoothie that consists of a black guy's semen, a random prostitute's blood, and sand
What's up homie, want a tasty scrumptious otungus?
Otungus by Rice Crunchy March 6, 2023
When a little Chinese is under attack by four big black men
Yo dude did you hear? Chen got a flangle
Flangle by Rice Crunchy March 2, 2023
To firgle someone is to rub feta cheese on their anal cavity and chant daddy Trump whilst wearing a pink dress
"Nah man I totally told Jessy to let me firgle her and she said," yes please UwU""
firgle by Rice Crunchy July 15, 2022