RicHARD's definitions

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

Water Crotch

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam

by Richard January 24, 2008

penen

plural of penis, see penii

My friend and I have nice penen.

by Richard September 29, 2004

vagardon

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.

When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon

by Richard December 13, 2004

peas

Originally computer slang for "peace," used mainly in IM conversations during the 21st century.

Richard: "I'm off to jail now."
Wife: "peas"

by Richard February 23, 2005

Greenblatt

Noun. A person without common sense. A moron. Someone who shouldn't be in control because of his lack of common sense.

Example 1: That Greenblatt presented the teller with his ID before robbing the bank.

Example 2: A Greenblatt is running that network. Why else would they cancel that show.

by Richard January 5, 2005