bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 06, 2005

hekko

A hilarious re-interpretation of the standard greeting 'hello'.

"Hekko Emily!"
"Hekko Dave!"

by Richard September 09, 2004

zerbertious

*1 : Having the physical characteristics desirable for receiving a zerbert.
2 : sexually attractive
* Shows definition used in the example

I don’t really like Britney Spears, but I must admit: she is zerbertious.

by Richard May 17, 2003

blorch

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

by richard February 10, 2005

blogiversary

The yearly anniversary of someones web-log (blog)

I celebrated my second blogiversary today

by Richard January 12, 2005

public vagina

1.) A synonym for the word \"whore\" and \"skank-ho\"

2.)When there is multiple penetrations to a woman\'s vagina at the same time.

3.) A vagina that is widely used and appreciated.

4.) A girl at a mexican party.

1.) I\'m going to go downtown and pick me up a public vagina.
2.) Man last night me and Randall made Louise a public vagina.
3.) Louise was being such a public vagina last night.
4.) Man, that Lafawnduh Martinez is a public vagina.

by Richard March 31, 2005