Water Crotch

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam
by Richard January 24, 2008
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Lassard

Vague, Blasé, Non-thinking, Accepting without consequence, Ignorant.
Lassard-like (as in the character description from Police Academy movie series). "It will just be one vague Lassard-like element of our lives."
by Richard January 11, 2005
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dirty fucking tramp

this is a term used when u see a kid with white hairs thinks he's really good called richard this is what you do before u go to his house a bath then cover ur self in plastic and go to his house watch out for towels coverd in shit. keep saying touch it and laught at it with a mate . this kid has no mates only 2 but i will keep them safe coz there great for the deadly smell when ur in his house and actualy talking to him well he talking about bullshit to u thats one reason his house is full of shit all the bullshit he talks. when u say make me a cup of tea he makes u one with a extra suprise in shit he says its a tea bag but its crust of turd he had right if u have lived and ur going home this is wot u do when u get home fill the bath with bleach and acid and lots of nice smelling stuff to make u smell good and stay in there until ur body has socked up all the water which will take up 2 6 weeks and and do it again and make sure u take a picture when ur there and when u go bak u can see if he has tidyed it up
richard stop bullshiting i rip if ur head and stick it up a bulls ass to make it look like it has the shits
by richard May 06, 2005
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Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating
"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."
by Richard December 29, 2003
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gay sex

Admit it....the kind of sex you really want!
Ewwwww! Those guys are having gay sex!
by richard September 14, 2004
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demic

Not fit for purpose.
Applies to both people and objects.
That car of yours is demic - it's always breaking down.
by Richard January 09, 2005
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vagardon

a female erection; hardening of the clitoris; physical condition in a female brought about by sexual arousal.
When Ben and Sally were making-out, she had a massive vagardon
by Richard December 13, 2004
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