ass assassin

A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.

he hired him for an ass assasination
his ass was cut by an ass assasin
jason wheeler is a fagtoast

by Richard October 04, 2003

westwood

Best radio DJ there has ever been and ever will be.The reason all you other DJ's work at the other stations.
All Haters FALL BACK

"hey did you listen to the Tim Westwood Rap show last night"

by Richard May 08, 2004

Blex

British, Northern chav word for a condom

I would have shagged her but I didn't have 3 dollar for a blex

by Richard November 25, 2004

gay row

8th Avenue in Chelsea, New York

Hey, dude. I'll see you later on gay row!

by richard September 15, 2004

gayfag

A Cigarette that is unusually happy
and or joyful

"Man that gayfag was good"
"i like a gayfag after sex"
"gayfag's are illegal in public places"
"ide like the non-gay fag section please"
"can i get some zig zag's, you mean gayfags?"

by Richard October 04, 2003

humilarious

seriAHSly amusing

It was humilarious when Ben got hit in the nuts.

by Richard September 15, 2003

burglarize

1. A way of dealing with burglars.
2. A silly American English version of burgle, or 'to enter property forcibly or illegally'.

"Plagued by housebreakers? Troubled by thieves? Then use our new patented Burglarizer(tm) and burglarize them away!"

by richard May 21, 2003