RicHARD's definitions

vix

mst funniest gyal eva 2 liv! no lie! n dam is she fit! na way , she taken bi me, she mi lil sxc bihatch hu wil do netink 4 me in bed, she as hot fantacies wit choc mud!! ladz das al im sayin! TRUS!! luv ya babez ur huni rich

gyal busts a jke - hun ur a vix!

by richard August 21, 2004

</joke>

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 10, 2004

mashed

completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.

shit man, i was complete mashed last night..

by richard January 25, 2004

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

Schamone

Usually followed by Mother Fucker! As said by michael Jackson - Avid Marrion, and also Richard & Bentley! Hehe Check Check Schamone.

Schamone Mother Fucker, Thats Right!

by Richard January 27, 2004

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

Deadlikemeonline

Is the know all, see all, be all and place to visit to know anything and everything about Dead Like Me.

Example: I saw this great show, so I visited Deadlikemeonline.com and learned everything I needed to know.

by Richard February 13, 2005