Definitions by RiCh

rtt 

a small kid from england

omg! it's rtt!

rtt by rich November 30, 2003

romjonkey 

one who roms jonkeys

"that is not the right drum key it is the romjonkey"

romjonkey by rich November 29, 2003

ace 

To get rid of.

Man, ace that hat, it looks stupid on you.

ace by Rich November 27, 2003

Yardies

UK definition: Black, Jamaican (Kingston) born gangstas found in rough parts of London. Associated with BMW's, gold jewellery, and automatic guns. Responsible for a lot of murders and other crimes (mostly drug related).

Jamaican definition: Anyone from your neighbourhood (not necessarily gangsters).

"Yardies have brought a horrific new level of violence to Britain" - Tony Thompson

"Yardies, in terms of a reputation for ruthless violence, could one day rival the Triads or Mafia". - BBC

Yardies by rich November 20, 2003

yoghurt weaver 

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

yoghurt weaver by Rich November 19, 2003

attrition

The act of wearing something down over time

armies depending on superior numbers to defeat a smaller armys fight wars of attrition

attrition by Rich November 19, 2003

dumbtarded 

being stupid for no good reason; as opposed to being retarded, which is a mental condition

Gigli was fucking dumbtarded.

dumbtarded by Rich November 17, 2003