RiCh's definitions

cod eye

steven rimel

shut up steve you cod eye'd kipper

by Rich August 5, 2003

cooter mint

A mint, or several mints placed inside a womans vagina to enhance her sexual pleasure during intercourse - how? well just think of how much those mints burn when you put them on your tongue

Oh yea baby! Stick another one of those Altoids in my p****y, oh yea - in fact while you have the tin open you can stick another one up my *** as well, oooooooh yea! - Note it then becomes an ass-mint by definition.

by Rich March 18, 2003

helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

noobkilla

One who excessivly pwns oober nooobs and/or noobasaurus rexs'. Is to be screamed at the oobernoob in question to taunt them. Has a negative conotation.

When you see Taylor passing in the hallway scream noobkillah!

by Rich December 31, 2004

land shark

A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock

"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark

by Rich August 22, 2004

Jizzle

Jism, or sperm

I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle

I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure

by Rich August 21, 2003

should have could have

interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.

"You'd better should have could have, man."

by Rich December 8, 2004