RexGibson's definitions

rippers

A generic name for a strip club. May be truncated form of "strippers".

Hey guys, let's go to the rippers tonight!

by RexGibson January 1, 2004

jimi hendrix

The best rock guitarist in the history of mankind. When Jimi played, the guitar seemed to be part of his body just like another limb. He was a master at mixing lead and rhythm guitar together. Unlike most guitarists, he didn't need anyone backing him up, even when he played a solo!

Jimi Hendrix could make his guitar sound like a machine gun!

by RexGibson January 1, 2004

steeltown

Nickname for the city of Hamilton, Ontario. Given for the steel making plants located on the shores of Hamilton harbour. Those plants belch so much soot and crap that Hamilton harbour is a cesspool of filth. It also causes Hamiltonians to look like ugly bastards, and grow up brain damaged.

Steeltown is where all the criminals and whores live.

by RexGibson December 28, 2003

barely legal

1) The age at which a girl is just old enough to have sex without getting the older man in trouble with the law.

2) A very fine pornographic magazine depicting teenage girls.

1) Jimmy: Hey Johnny, how old is your girlfriend? She looks really young.
Johnny: She just turned 18!
Jimmy: You lucky dog, she's barely legal!

2) I looked at the naked pictures in the latest issue of Barely Legal.

by RexGibson December 13, 2003

hairband

A type of hard rock band from the 1980s made up of musicians who wore strange leather clothing, ripped jeans, and had tall blowdried womanly hair (often blond). These bands played hard rocking music with fast guitar solos, but also sang love ballads. Hairband music was heavy but it was produced with such a glossy sheen that it wasn't too hard on the ears. Hairbands died around 1990, and some would say they ere killed by Kurt Cobain and grunge.

Winger was a classic hairband.

by RexGibson December 5, 2003

pornocrat

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.

Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.

by RexGibson December 1, 2003