press the flesh

To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes.

John Kerry was planning to press the flesh at the convention.

by RexGibson August 11, 2004

let's be friends

What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.

John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.

by RexGibson February 16, 2004

rippers

A generic name for a strip club. May be truncated form of "strippers".

Hey guys, let's go to the rippers tonight!

by RexGibson January 01, 2004

pimples

Really small breasts.

That girl had two pimples on her chest. She sure didn't need a bra.

by RexGibson March 18, 2004

cum rag

Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.

I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.

by RexGibson December 05, 2005

number

Short form for "phone number."

Joe: So what happened with you and that girl at the bar?
Sammy: I got her number!
Joe: Sweet, you'll be banging her in no time!

by RexGibson March 11, 2004