RexGibson's definitions

bam

An appropriately named town in Iran that got hit by a massive earthquake in 2003. The town of Rumble, Iran, will likely be the next one to be hit.

The earthquake rumbled along and *BAM* the town was gone!

by RexGibson January 3, 2004

texas leaguer

A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.

The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.

by RexGibson August 16, 2006

Double Play

To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.

Very few men have managed a double play.

by RexGibson March 16, 2004

more cowbell

A phrase that came into popular culture through a Saturday Night Live skit with Will Farrell.
In the skit, Farrell portrayed a member of the 80s rock band Blue Oyster Cult as they recorded their classic hit "Don't Fear the Reaper" in the studio.
Farrell played the cowbell quite forcefully on that track, much to the dismay of the rest of the band.
Yet surprisingly, the studio producer loved Farrell's cowbell playing, and demanded "more cowbell" on the track.

That was brilliant, man, the track needs more cowbell!

by RexGibson February 7, 2006

rippers

A generic name for a strip club. May be truncated form of "strippers".

Hey guys, let's go to the rippers tonight!

by RexGibson January 1, 2004

period

A portion of a hockey game. There are three periods of 20 minutes each; if the score is tied at the end of the third period, there will be one or more overtime periods.

After the second period, I went to the washroom.

by RexGibson January 31, 2004

let's be friends

What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.

John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.

by RexGibson February 16, 2004