RexGibson's definitions

roger clemens

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.

Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.

by RexGibson March 8, 2004

manziere

A version of a bra specifically designed for men.

Created by Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer on the television comedy Seinfeld.

Kramer wanted to name the new device a bro while Frank wanted to name it the "manziere". They couldn't agree on a name and the invention failed.

If you're a man and you have large breasts, you need a manziere for support.

by RexGibson March 11, 2004

number

Short form for "phone number."

Joe: So what happened with you and that girl at the bar?
Sammy: I got her number!
Joe: Sweet, you'll be banging her in no time!

by RexGibson March 11, 2004

24

In Canada, slang for a case of 24 bottles of beer, usually pronounced "two-four" (NOT twenty-four).

I went to the beer store and bought a two-four.

by RexGibson March 12, 2004

general lee

the orange car that Bo and Luke Duke drove in the TV show The Dukes of Hazzard. The car's doors were welded shut, causing the boys to enter the car through the windows. see bo-duke it

The General Lee could almost fly.

by RexGibson March 14, 2004

freelance

Unstructured work, often done outside the office on a piecemeal basis. Irregular and often unpaid.

The editor asked me to do all that writing on a freelance basis, but in the end he never paid me. I took him to court.

by RexGibson March 14, 2004

Double Play

To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.

Very few men have managed a double play.

by RexGibson March 16, 2004