pornocrat

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.

Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.

by RexGibson December 02, 2003

Double Play

To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.

Very few men have managed a double play.

by RexGibson March 16, 2004

bro

A version of a bra specifically designed for men.

Created by Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer on the television comedy Seinfeld.
Kramer wanted to name the new device a "bro" while Frank wanted to name it the "manziere". They couldn't agree on a name and the invention failed.

If you're a man and you have large breasts, you need a bro for support.

by RexGibson January 10, 2004

24

In Canada, slang for a case of 24 bottles of beer, usually pronounced "two-four" (NOT twenty-four).

I went to the beer store and bought a two-four.

by RexGibson March 12, 2004

number

Short form for "phone number."

Joe: So what happened with you and that girl at the bar?
Sammy: I got her number!
Joe: Sweet, you'll be banging her in no time!

by RexGibson March 11, 2004

how's it hangin

How's it hangin is a polite greeting from one man to another. "It", in the context, is the man's penis. Presumably if it's hanging well, the man is doing well.

Jerry: Hey John, how's it hangin?
John: Long and low, Jerry, long and low!
Jerry: that's great!

by RexGibson April 26, 2004

run one off

To masturbate, usually referring to guys only. The term is used when a guy has the urge to whack it after seeing a hot girl.

I was dancing with this hot chick at the club, but I didn't go home with her. When I got home, I was so horny that I had to run one off.

by RexGibson March 06, 2004