nose maggot

A nose ring is otherwise known as a nose maggot.
From a distance you can't really see that it's a ring -- instead it looks like a little white maggot.
She went to the tattoo and piercing store and got a nose maggot.
by RexGibson January 19, 2006
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horse teeth

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.
I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.
by RexGibson February 03, 2006
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more cowbell

A phrase that came into popular culture through a Saturday Night Live skit with Will Farrell.
In the skit, Farrell portrayed a member of the 80s rock band Blue Oyster Cult as they recorded their classic hit "Don't Fear the Reaper" in the studio.
Farrell played the cowbell quite forcefully on that track, much to the dismay of the rest of the band.
Yet surprisingly, the studio producer loved Farrell's cowbell playing, and demanded "more cowbell" on the track.
by RexGibson February 07, 2006
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pornocrat

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.
Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.
by RexGibson December 01, 2003
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period

A portion of a hockey game. There are three periods of 20 minutes each; if the score is tied at the end of the third period, there will be one or more overtime periods.
After the second period, I went to the washroom.
by RexGibson January 31, 2004
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how's it hangin

How's it hangin is a polite greeting from one man to another. "It", in the context, is the man's penis. Presumably if it's hanging well, the man is doing well.
Jerry: Hey John, how's it hangin?
John: Long and low, Jerry, long and low!
Jerry: that's great!
by RexGibson April 26, 2004
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run one off

To masturbate, usually referring to guys only. The term is used when a guy has the urge to whack it after seeing a hot girl.
I was dancing with this hot chick at the club, but I didn't go home with her. When I got home, I was so horny that I had to run one off.
by RexGibson March 06, 2004
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