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Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.
spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.
spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
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A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.
The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.
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'youth in Asia' becomes 'Euthanasia'
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A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.
Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).
Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -
adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
A cuntsock was a garment usually worn on the foot as a sock, that now is used as an aid to male masterbation.
Mainly for the sole purpose of serving as a convenient receptacle for male sexual fluid (see lovejelly) and for its absorbant qualities (exception - Terylene).
Use of the word Cuntsock and the usage of an actual cuntsock is generally researved for -
adolescent boys, perverts, men without partners, men with partners, gentlemen who do not keep a hanky by their bedside and those who are not in the habit of keeping things tidy.
'james' old nike cuntsock lay damp and sodden at the side of his bed. He sighed, then gently broke wind like ladies do.'
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