Retard_Ryan's definitions

My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

╰(°▽°)╯

Emoticon for when you're talking about some fat guy in his car is pissed off at ya.

Bro, wtf?
╰(°▽°)╯

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

✈+🏢=☠

The math equation for 9/11.

✈+🏢=☠

by Retard_Ryan March 5, 2023

Amoeba

A song by a grunge/metal band The Adolescents. It's known for being on Grand Theft Auto V and for being extremely awesome.

Science teacher: Victor, tell me what an Amoeba is.
Victor: It's a song that is fucking amazing.
Science teacher: You're wrong, but you're also right.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

Ýœ wàťş üÞ

Idk. It's just there.

Ýœ wàťş üÞ ďūđě¿

Ñöţhîńğ ŕêãļłý, ßùț fŕåñķľý ı'və ğøţ ßëťţĕř §hįț ţõ đö ťhªń țhïś.

by Retard_Ryan March 5, 2023

🙍🏻 ♀️

Karen's mad at you again for going 26 in a 25 mph zone while in front of her son's soccer game.

Karen: 🙍🏻 ♀️! You are going to be locked up for this!!!

by Retard_Ryan January 7, 2023