91 definitions by Retard_Ryan
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
Not what I'd call a very happy face.
by Retard_Ryan January 17, 2023
by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023
Dude, why do you never go outside?
It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!
Uhh, sure...
It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!
Uhh, sure...
by Retard_Ryan September 5, 2022