Retard_Ryan's definitions

Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.

I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

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How the hell did you get here!? I am impressed, but come on, you can think of something better to do.

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by Retard_Ryan March 5, 2023

ω

Idk what it exactly is but it looks either boobs or nuts.

Hey baby, wanna see my ω?

by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023

⚙_⚙

Idk.

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by Retard_Ryan February 18, 2023

Iron Maiden

An extremely awesome heavy metal band from the UK. Starting in 1975, Iron Maiden quickly became very influential in the heavy metal genre, especially symphonic/power metal. Similar to other long time metal bands like Metallica and Slayer, Maiden's albums during the early to mid 1980s are usually said to be their best. Best noted for his unique voice and wide vocal range, Bruce Dickinson has been the main singer for most of the band's existence. The name Iron Maiden comes from a execution device involving spikes.
All 17 of their albums by year:
Iron Maiden- 1980
Killers- 1981
Number Of The Beast- 1982
Piece Of Mind- 1983
Powerslave- 1984
Somewhere In Time- 1986
7th Son Of A 7th Son- 1988
No Prayer For The Dying- 1990
Fear Of The Dark- 1992
The X Factor- 1995
Virtual XI- 1998
Brave New World- 2000
Dance Of Death- 2003
A Matter Of Life And Death- 2006
The Final Frontier- 2010
The Book Of Souls- 2015
Senjutsu- 2021

Iron Maiden is an amazing band! You need to listen their songs, especially ones like Number Of The Beast, Flash Of The Blade, The Trooper, and Rime Of The Ancient Mariner.

by Retard_Ryan September 18, 2022

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It's probably what you see at the bottom of this definition, except with one extra "get a". When you make that advertisement have a mental breakdown and say the phrase "get a" over and over again.

Get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a get a mug!

by Retard_Ryan January 16, 2023

ůňďëŕ₩ęãř

Saying underwear in a stupid way.

Ì hôþē į'/\/\ \/\/ĕªŕïňģ ůňďëŕ₩ęãř ťõđåý!

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023