Requiett's definitions

pop

A quantic phenomenon in which the popularity of something is inversely proportional to its overall goodness, pop has become the baseline standard against which the quality of all decent culture, music and art can be measured against.

Cynthia is cool, unique, and trendy while being generally accepted in her clique as long as she feeds corporately-sanctioned pop culture into her daily life.

by Requiett April 2, 2005

numbchucking

Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.

Guy 01: Hey you guys want to go numbchucking?
Guy 02: Nah, we're into pot now.

by Requiett May 25, 2006

Holt Batnipples

n. 1. A popular pornstar 2. One who has a "package" for Neo 3. both of the above

"I'll trade your Holt Batnipples action figure for my tuna cassarole sandwich."

by Requiett November 11, 2004

teeny bopper

The ethnic group Hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.

Teeny Bopper: Let's all get ice-cream sodas!
Hitler: Kommen sie um!

by Requiett June 13, 2005

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008

btfun

Bitch the fuck up, nigger!

I forgot who made up BTFUN.

by Requiett December 6, 2004