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santa claus

Most likely a mythical modern retelling of a mystic group of hallucinogenic mushroom-eating Siberian shaman who wore red and white outfits, snuck in through the chimneys of villagers and distributed the sacred mushroom Amanita Muscaria. Other associations from the popular myth easily fall into place. The reindeer is the animal most associated with Amanita as it is a popular dish to them. Amanita tends to form a symbotic relationship with spruce or pine trees which are used for Christmas trees. It is also said that the Siberian shaman could fly, but probably not physically. However, Amanita often gives the sensation of flying.
Santa Claus was just a crazy mushroom cult all along.
by Requiett September 6, 2005
mugGet the santa clausmug.

btfun

I forgot who made up BTFUN.
by Requiett December 6, 2004
mugGet the btfunmug.

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.
My MSN has direct file dysfunction.
by Requiett April 9, 2008
mugGet the direct file dysfunctionmug.

teeny bopper

The ethnic group Hitler would focus on instead if he were alive today.
Teeny Bopper: Let's all get ice-cream sodas!
Hitler: Kommen sie um!
by Requiett June 13, 2005
mugGet the teeny boppermug.

feldman

(n.) A messy accident on a floor or other surface consisting of bodily fluids as a result of pornography shoots or other socially unacceptable behavior.
Attention. Cleanup required for a feldman in aisle 12. Feldman in aisle 12.
by requiett November 11, 2009
mugGet the feldmanmug.

pop

A quantic phenomenon in which the popularity of something is inversely proportional to its overall goodness, pop has become the baseline standard against which the quality of all decent culture, music and art can be measured against.
Cynthia is cool, unique, and trendy while being generally accepted in her clique as long as she feeds corporately-sanctioned pop culture into her daily life.
by Requiett April 2, 2005
mugGet the popmug.

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