Palsgraf

To say “Palsgraf” to someone is a delicate and discreet way of telling them to fuck off.

When my girlfriend smiled and said “Palsgraf,” I knew we were done.

by Reeshard September 14, 2022

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A discreet and delicate way of telling someone to fuck off.

When I heard my girlfriend say “Palsgraf,” I knew we were done.

by Reeshard October 03, 2022

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Royista

An otherwise successful professional who is forced to moonlight at Starbucks in order to pay for her coffee habit.

Man, coffee is so expensive that I’ve got to be a royista just to make ends meet.

by Reeshard September 05, 2024

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An attempt by someone to FaceTime you at at time that is neither desired nor convenient.

Franky tried to contact me but it was a totally unauthorized FT.

by Reeshard November 05, 2022

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When Sepideh told me her favorite joke, I screamed “Mordam!”

by Reeshard October 03, 2022

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Literally meaning “I’m dying” in Farsi, mordam is used to mean LOL.

When my friend told me that he was a genius I blurted out “Mordam!”

by Reeshard September 22, 2022

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