mordam

When Sepideh told me her favorite joke, I screamed “Mordam!”

by Reeshard October 03, 2022

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unauthorized FT

An attempt by someone to FaceTime you at at time that is neither desired nor convenient.

Franky tried to contact me but it was a totally unauthorized FT.

by Reeshard November 05, 2022

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A discreet and delicate way of telling someone to fuck off.

When I heard my girlfriend say “Palsgraf,” I knew we were done.

by Reeshard October 03, 2022

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When a text message is sent to an incorrect recipient because of a similarity in the contacts.

Oh no! I just sent a dalia! I wanted to send a romantic text to Michelle Jones but I sent it to Michelle Johnson by mistake!

by Reeshard October 15, 2022

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A snarky attempt at humor intended to both humor and annoy the recipient.

I sent Dave a roychard. I could almost hear his eyes rolling!

by Reeshard October 15, 2022

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Literally meaning “I’m dying” in Farsi, mordam is used to mean LOL.

When my friend told me that he was a genius I blurted out “Mordam!”

by Reeshard September 22, 2022

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