Reeshard's definitions

Palsgraf

A discreet and delicate way of telling someone to fuck off.

When I heard my girlfriend say “Palsgraf,” I knew we were done.

by Reeshard October 3, 2022

mordam

Farsi for “I’m dying with laughter!”

When Sepideh told me her favorite joke, I screamed “Mordam!”

by Reeshard October 3, 2022

timothia

A silly mistake, typically on a legal document, resulting from a failure to completely revise the document from a previous use.

The document said that Mary is filing HIS appeal. What a timothia!

by Reeshard October 7, 2022

roychard

A snarky attempt at humor intended to both humor and annoy the recipient.

I sent Dave a roychard. I could almost hear his eyes rolling!

by Reeshard October 15, 2022

dalia

When a text message is sent to an incorrect recipient because of a similarity in the contacts.

Oh no! I just sent a dalia! I wanted to send a romantic text to Michelle Jones but I sent it to Michelle Johnson by mistake!

by Reeshard October 15, 2022

Royista

An otherwise successful professional who is forced to moonlight at Starbucks in order to pay for her coffee habit.

Man, coffee is so expensive that I’ve got to be a royista just to make ends meet.

by Reeshard September 5, 2024