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A way for people to steal from our already dying economy...
Consist of people who are usually fat. thus the term welfare whale. These people either find that real work is too hard or have a serious injury, so instead they get a check every month from the government.
Children brought up on welfare tend to be lazy, just like their parents. People who opt out of working and choose welfare, dont work because they are caught in vices: drugs, alcohol, ciggarettes.
The main problem in people who opt to receive a welfare check instead of work, isnt the fact that they dont work, its the fact that they have no sense of real respect for themselves. Homeless people are often categorized on the same level. Could people on welfare be mentally-ill??
Consist of people who are usually fat. thus the term welfare whale. These people either find that real work is too hard or have a serious injury, so instead they get a check every month from the government.
Children brought up on welfare tend to be lazy, just like their parents. People who opt out of working and choose welfare, dont work because they are caught in vices: drugs, alcohol, ciggarettes.
The main problem in people who opt to receive a welfare check instead of work, isnt the fact that they dont work, its the fact that they have no sense of real respect for themselves. Homeless people are often categorized on the same level. Could people on welfare be mentally-ill??
Welfare whale: Just got my check in the mail. i'll pick up a 30-pack of budweiser head back to my hole, where i'll sit, drink and watch daytime tv. boy, i sure have a lot of respect for myself...
by redzone1 March 27, 2009
Get the welfare mug.A very nice massage, usually given with copious amounts of oil.
Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life.
Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll negotiate a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its perfectly legal to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana.
After the negotiations are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.
Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life.
Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll negotiate a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its perfectly legal to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana.
After the negotiations are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, can you give me a Thai Massage?
Girlfriend: Gross no i wont fulfill your sick Asian fantasies..
Girlfriend: Gross no i wont fulfill your sick Asian fantasies..
by redzone1 March 28, 2009
Get the Thai Massage mug.Great coffee, although your purchase is in the image of the company.
It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
Boyfriend: my uncle buys starbucks to maintain his image.
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
by redzone1 March 28, 2009
Get the Starbucks mug.Alexander, in my opinion is a controversial figure. yes he did conquer most of the known world by age 32. but does this fact make him a great leader? or was he a materialist ruler? Due to a childhood that is believed to be 'regressed', Alexander had a deep love for himself. Thus, a simple case of narcissism allowed his mind to be preoccupied with infinite power and glory. Are these the traits of a good leader? His desire for materialism, and his socio-economic place gave him virtually all the power he wanted. He gorged in his narcissism by conquering every land he sought fit. His grandiose sense of self worth made his opinion the only opinion that mattered. anyone who stood in his way would die. Did Alexander benefit and improve his country as a whole? was Alexander after all, so great??
Alexander died at the young age of 32. The gods are said to have a way of punishing such pride.
Alexander died at the young age of 32. The gods are said to have a way of punishing such pride.
by redzone1 March 28, 2009
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