RedneckGamer's definitions

Eye Guy

One who eyes specific parts of the female body, specifically sexual areas.

I was getting checked out by this Eye Guy and it was so weird.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Brainstorm

The act of a female torturing her boyfriend by attaching a crab to an electric fence and then to his penis.

My boyfriend wasn't answering my questions so I Brainstormed him.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Jetray

The act of a woman giving a handjob to a man while on a private jet (no pun intended) causing a ray of sperm.

The flight would have been so boring had I not been Jetrayed by my wife.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Wildmutt

To have sex with your partner in the doggy style position in such a feral way, that the both of you are considered wild mutts.

Never Wildmutt with your partner, ever.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Swampfire

The act of putting mud on the floor, putting lit flowers around the mud, and having sex in the middle of the mud.

We tried to Swampfire the other night, it felt like the Dark Sacrament.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015