RedneckGamer's definitions

Jetray

The act of a woman giving a handjob to a man while on a private jet (no pun intended) causing a ray of sperm.

The flight would have been so boring had I not been Jetrayed by my wife.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Brainstorm

The act of a female torturing her boyfriend by attaching a crab to an electric fence and then to his penis.

My boyfriend wasn't answering my questions so I Brainstormed him.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Swampfire

The act of putting mud on the floor, putting lit flowers around the mud, and having sex in the middle of the mud.

We tried to Swampfire the other night, it felt like the Dark Sacrament.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Four Arms

The act of getting jerked off by four women at once.

Bro, these chicks Four Armsed me last night.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Whampire

To bang a pale girl in her rear so strongly that it makes a "wham" sound.

Dude: Bro, I banged my girl so hard last night, it was a Whampire!

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Wildmutt

To have sex with your partner in the doggy style position in such a feral way, that the both of you are considered wild mutts.

Never Wildmutt with your partner, ever.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015