RedneckGamer's definitions

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Swampfire

The act of putting mud on the floor, putting lit flowers around the mud, and having sex in the middle of the mud.

We tried to Swampfire the other night, it felt like the Dark Sacrament.

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

Ripjaws

To give such a powerful blowjob to your partner that your jaw dislocates

Woman: I accidentally gave my husband a Ripjaws last night and my jaw has been hurting sense.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Whampire

To bang a pale girl in her rear so strongly that it makes a "wham" sound.

Dude: Bro, I banged my girl so hard last night, it was a Whampire!

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Bullfrag

When a female rides her partner's penis like it's a bull so hard that in makes him feel like his erection has broken into fragments.

Man: Ugh, I can't feel my dick, my girlfriend Bullfragged me too hard.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Gravattack

To have such a large penis that your partner seems to be gravitated to it.

My boyfriend Gravattacked me last night and it was amazing.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015

Armodrillo

An extreme form of fisting, when one manages to reach so far into the vagina that their arm seems to be drilling into it.

I'm hurting so much because of where my boyfriend Armodrilloed me last night.

by RedneckGamer January 26, 2015