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A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.
Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.
by Real_NoobToob May 09, 2020
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1) The wrong way of saying "gas station."
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.
We're going to the gasoline park to refuel.
by Real_NoobToob May 06, 2020
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Being gay very close to someone, making them feel awkward. Gaying is done by straight people.
Stop Gaying on me, David!
by Real_NoobToob May 04, 2020
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A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military
Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.
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A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.
Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!
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An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.
I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!
by Real_NoobToob June 06, 2020
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