Free Lunch

The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.

Hey! That ain't no Free Lunch, kid. I worked hard for that!

by Real_NoobToob May 04, 2020

Gaying

Being gay very close to someone, making them feel awkward. Gaying is done by straight people.

Stop Gaying on me, David!

by Real_NoobToob May 04, 2020

NoobToob

NoobToob is a YouTuber who makes awesome and various content for people to watch.

NoobToob! "Yes?" Great video! Keep 'em comin'. "Sure thang!"

by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Alexa

Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.

Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."

by Real_NoobToob May 07, 2020

Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 09, 2020

Clairebear

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.

I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!

by Real_NoobToob June 06, 2020