Real_NoobToob's definitions

Mcbang

Like Mukbang, but where one eats large quantities of McDonald's food.

Mukbang is so 2000s, I'm living in 2021 by doing this new thing called Mcbang *chews Big Mac*

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Zogotorium

A book made up of various moral codes, ways of living, and teachings from different religions, beliefs, and influential individuals.

Zogotorium: "Do or do not, there is no try."

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

YouTube Gold

1) Any video, meme, movie scene, or song that has been edited and/or taken out of its original meaning and context and made into something uniquely new.

The Almighty Loaf is a good example of YouTube Gold. Two unique things and the makers own add ins made into one, uniquely different video.

by Real_NoobToob July 11, 2021

Smart Systems

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: [e-mail]
Phone: [phone]
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola

I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Girl Groupie

The girls in your life that you hang out with a lot. They are not interested in you and you are not interested in them; you are all just good friends.

Yes Mom!? "Where are you going?" To hang with my Girl Groupies.

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.

I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.

by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020

Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.

The mythical ratio of Thor's hammer is blah blah blah.

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020