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A nice Asian girl who has a great sense of humor. Always coming up with good ideas for memes and practical jokes.
I am friends with a Rachel Jackson.
by Real_NoobToob May 07, 2020
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You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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Like Siri, but with a real name. And like Siri, she will one day have eyes to watch you.
Alexa. Play "Dance Monkey."
by Real_NoobToob May 07, 2020
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A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.
I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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1) Like hellfire, but with less brimstone and heat.
2) Sometimes refers to rapidly firing a weapon, such as an AK-47, at an in-game enemy.
3) An overpowered machine gun.
4) A way of saying "who cares," "B.S.," or "Whatever."
by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020
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A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.
ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.
by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020
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The girls in your life that you hang out with a lot. They are not interested in you and you are not interested in them; you are all just good friends.
Yes Mom!? "Where are you going?" To hang with my Girl Groupies.
by Real_NoobToob May 04, 2020
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