Real_NoobToob's definitions

Doomscrolling

Searching for the most depressing, conspiracy ridden, fake news online articles just to see how far some people will go with their ideas and views.

My life has been so much better since I quit Doomscrolling all the time.

by Real_NoobToob June 10, 2020

Gapplesoft

A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.

Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.

Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!

by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021

Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Jamari

The Jamari are people devoted to popularizing anyone named "Jamar" by way of social media, word of mouth, posters, ect.

JoinTheJamari

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

Beatchesting

The act of beating your chest with your fists. Usually results in a pounding sound.

Ima Beatchesting for attention. *Boom, boom, boom, boom!*

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Mcbang

Like Mukbang, but where one eats large quantities of McDonald's food.

Mukbang is so 2000s, I'm living in 2021 by doing this new thing called Mcbang *chews Big Mac*

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021