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Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.
by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020
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FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.
I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.
by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020
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Gapplesoft

A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.
Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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National Christopher Day

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.
I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.
by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
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Doomscrolling

Searching for the most depressing, conspiracy ridden, fake news online articles just to see how far some people will go with their ideas and views.
My life has been so much better since I quit Doomscrolling all the time.
by Real_NoobToob June 10, 2020
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Helth

A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.
ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.
by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020
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Jamari

The Jamari are people devoted to popularizing anyone named "Jamar" by way of social media, word of mouth, posters, ect.
JoinTheJamari
by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020
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