Real_NoobToob's definitions

Doomscrolling

Searching for the most depressing, conspiracy ridden, fake news online articles just to see how far some people will go with their ideas and views.

My life has been so much better since I quit Doomscrolling all the time.

by Real_NoobToob June 10, 2020

National Christopher Day

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.

I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Gapplesoft

A large tech company based in Huntsville, AL. Gapplesoft develops and manufactures various consumer electronics, apps, and even has its own browser: Gapplesoft Platinum and Ging. Some of its apps include FindyWifey, Kilr, Island Economics, and TypeNote.

Gapplesoft is set to surpass Google and Microsoft.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Boje

The stereotypical Bob Jones University student that goes to church no less than twice a week, wears nothing less than dress clothes, hymns only, snitches on others for listening to rock, pop, and some Christian musics, along with 'worshiping' Legalism--though they won't admit to it, or phrase it this way. These kinds of people are where all the bad stereotypes about Christians come from.

Dude you can't listen to Party in the USA on campus; I'm telling. "You're such a Boje!"

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Gasoline Park

1) The wrong way of saying "gas station."
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.

We're going to the gasoline park to refuel.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

Helth

A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.

ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

Kuul

Cooler than cool; the ultimate coolness achievable.

Is Chris a cool dude? "No, he's a kuul dude."

by Real_NoobToob October 21, 2020