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Zogotorium

A book made up of various moral codes, ways of living, and teachings from different religions, beliefs, and influential individuals.
Zogotorium: "Do or do not, there is no try."
by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020
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Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.
Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.
Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!
by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021
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Nathaniel Hackett

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.
Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.
by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020
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National Christopher Day

Celebrated on April 20th. A day recognizing Christopher's around the world. On this day, it is customary to give a Christopher in your life a Star Wars Lego set.
I wish I knew less Christopher's, National Christopher Day is going to bankrupt me.
by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
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Bob Jones University

A Christian Liberal Arts university located in Greenville, SC. This university is known for a giving its students a well-rounded education through its CoRE classes and giving them a biblical education through the included Bible classes.
by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020
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Siri

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...
Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.
by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020
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