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Girl Groupie

The girls in your life that you hang out with a lot. They are not interested in you and you are not interested in them; you are all just good friends.
Yes Mom!? "Where are you going?" To hang with my Girl Groupies.
by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020
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FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.
I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.
by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020
mugGet the FindyWifeymug.

Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.
by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020
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Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.
Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
mugGet the Beat-Botmug.

Micro-marriaging

When your significant other manages your life down to the smallest detail.
Honey, stop micro-marriaging my life! If I want to eat a BigMac covered in Hershey syrup I can!
by Real_NoobToob September 14, 2021
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Mcbang

Like Mukbang, but where one eats large quantities of McDonald's food.
Mukbang is so 2000s, I'm living in 2021 by doing this new thing called Mcbang *chews Big Mac*
by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021
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Beatchesting

The act of beating your chest with your fists. Usually results in a pounding sound.
Ima Beatchesting for attention. *Boom, boom, boom, boom!*
by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020
mugGet the Beatchestingmug.

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