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Definitions by Real_NoobToob

Killophile 

A person who loves killers; a person who finds being killed by a lover romantic.
So you want me to kill you? "Yes, I would find it so romantic, I am a killophile after all!"
Killophile by Real_NoobToob October 26, 2020
Cooler than cool; the ultimate coolness achievable.
Is Chris a cool dude? "No, he's a kuul dude."
Kuul by Real_NoobToob October 21, 2020

Doomscrolling 

Searching for the most depressing, conspiracy ridden, fake news online articles just to see how far some people will go with their ideas and views.
My life has been so much better since I quit Doomscrolling all the time.
Doomscrolling by Real_NoobToob June 10, 2020

Clairebear 

An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.
I was attacked by a.. a Clairebear!
Clairebear by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Smart Systems 

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: info@smartsysinc.com
Phone: (888) 681-6819
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola
I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

Zogotorium 

A book made up of various moral codes, ways of living, and teachings from different religions, beliefs, and influential individuals.
Zogotorium: "Do or do not, there is no try."
Zogotorium by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Cupcakes 

An animated horror film of a My Little Pony cutting up another My Little Pony.
I watched Cupcakes and couldn't sleep for days!...
Cupcakes by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020