Real_NoobToob's definitions

Beatchesting

The act of beating your chest with your fists. Usually results in a pounding sound.

Ima Beatchesting for attention. *Boom, boom, boom, boom!*

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020

Mcbang

Like Mukbang, but where one eats large quantities of McDonald's food.

Mukbang is so 2000s, I'm living in 2021 by doing this new thing called Mcbang *chews Big Mac*

by Real_NoobToob September 16, 2021

Sorry-ish

A word meaning "sorry but not sorry," but a simpler way of saying it.

Sorry that I hurt you, not sorry about what I did. So I'm Sorry-ish.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Haleigh

A person of extreme wit, kindness, and beauty; a person who will be there to talk to you about various things.

I passed my test because Haleigh helped me--thank you, Haleigh!

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.

The mythical ratio of Thor's hammer is blah blah blah.

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020

FindyWifey

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.

I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.

by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020

YouTube Gold

1) Any video, meme, movie scene, or song that has been edited and/or taken out of its original meaning and context and made into something uniquely new.

The Almighty Loaf is a good example of YouTube Gold. Two unique things and the makers own add ins made into one, uniquely different video.

by Real_NoobToob July 11, 2021