Razmutant's definitions

couch surfer dude

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf

He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.

by RazMutant November 17, 2013

Douchefus

someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. This type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly cocky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. Some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have

a stupid jerk

The drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.

by RazMutant April 10, 2009

Sacrebleu balled

Sacrebleu balled

Sacrebleu is an old french profanity meant as a cry of surprise or anger
Sacrebleu balled is a cry of surprise or anger cause you just got blue balled

We were just about to hook up, then she changed her mind.

Sacrebleu balled

by RazMutant July 17, 2011

interior motives

a man with ulterior motives attempting to seduce a woman, he just wants to get in her pants

Jenny, you better watch out for him, he has interior motives

by RazMutant January 25, 2008

box block

female equiv of cock block

I was hitting on that guy till she totally box blocked me

by RazMutant January 25, 2008

prick pleaser

A prick pleaser is the opposite of a prick teaser. A prick teaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively but doesn't do the deed. A prick pleaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively and does do the deed. A prick pleaser pleases pricks

You were amazing. You're not a prick teaser, you're a prick pleaser. And I thought nothing was going to happen.

by RazMutant July 9, 2014

crapartment

a cheap crappy apartment in a terrible neighborhood

There's roaches all over this crapartment

by RazMutant April 27, 2008