Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.
Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."
by Raul Pudd August 04, 2021
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I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
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I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.
Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.
Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.
by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023
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