Definitions by Raul Pudd

Anal swag 

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life

Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown

Anal swag by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023

Raul Pudd 

Raul Pudd is the orangutan from the end of every Jimmy Neutron episode, alleged long lost evil twin of actor Paul Rudd, and founder of Raul Pudd Pornography. Hated by Paul Rudd fans (Paul Rudders) for associating his name with monkey smut and long winded monologues about vaginal discharge.

Google oranguatan sex trafficking.

Raul Pudd just fucked my wife. I’m gonna tranq that bastard and sell him to some horny Malaysians.

Hi, I’m Raul

Vladimir Lenin: Raul Pudd is my favorite midget porn director. I cum buckets every time!”

Raul Pudd by Raul Pudd October 2, 2023

Dicktron 

A robot without manners, programmed by your average tech geek.

Oh, man! Dicktron’s trying to fist my ass again!

Stop telling children to kill themseves, dicktron!

Now, dicktron, it’s not nice to detonate the world’s nuclear arsenals.

Dicktron by Raul Pudd October 2, 2023

one of you 

Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.

Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."

one of you by Raul Pudd August 4, 2021