Raul Pudd's definitions

Spicy Tuesday

When you shove a fistful of ghost peppers in someone’s asshole and fistfuck furiously for hours until prolapse. Pioneered by Discord moderators.

Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

one of you

Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.

Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."

by Raul Pudd August 4, 2021

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Malaysian Jam Tango

Sex act wherein you repeatedly penetrate a menstruating vaginal cavity with your tongue. Optional side of Kingston Mudslide.

I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023