The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.
To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.
To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.
by Raul (comes out at night) November 03, 2009
Someone who misses the net by 15 feet on a breakaway/penalty shot/shoot-out.
Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.
Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.
Can also refer to missing a target by a very wide margin.
Named after the originator of this move, Lee Stempniak, on a shoot-out miss to lose the game for the Toronto Maple Leafs on February 19, 2009 vs. Columbus BlueJackets.
by Raul (comes out at night) February 20, 2009
why you bein' so faesty, guy?
by Raul (comes out at night) November 06, 2007
Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 11, 2017
The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.
After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009
When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013
An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.
The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.
"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"
"That horn junkie is just asking for it"
"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
"That horn junkie is just asking for it"
"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009