Definitions by RationalFootballFan from Chile
VAR
Video review system introduced in football by Papa Infantino to give away penalties to Argentina.
It was supposed to make the game fairer but controversial decisions are still being made
It was supposed to make the game fairer but controversial decisions are still being made
Argentina has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this country as Vargentina.
Real Madrid has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this small team as Real Vardrid.
Real Madrid has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this small team as Real Vardrid.
VAR by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
pen merchant
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!
Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
pen merchant by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
worst president
Most people would agree that if we rank every former president (excluding dictators) of every single country of the planet, Bush would be on the bottom. Worst president ever
Dubya is a war criminal
Dubya is a war criminal
worst president by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 16, 2023
Dylan Mulvaney
Dylan Mulvaney by RationalFootballFan from Chile June 27, 2023
euroflation
The fact that European football players stats are better than South Americans' because in European qualys for the world cup and the new made-up marketing tournaments (Nations league) the strong national sides play against Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Armenia, San Marino, and Genovia, among many other tiny countries. These games usually end up 8-0
Jonah: man, Lewandowski has scored 13 goals in his last 5 games playing for Poland
Dan: that's because of euroflation. Last 5 games Poland played against Northern Macedonia, Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Armenia, and The Vatican
Jonah: bu-bu-but look at those stats, he's definitely better than Messi, right?
Dan: No, he isn't
Dan: that's because of euroflation. Last 5 games Poland played against Northern Macedonia, Faroe Islands, Gibraltar, Armenia, and The Vatican
Jonah: bu-bu-but look at those stats, he's definitely better than Messi, right?
Dan: No, he isn't
euroflation by RationalFootballFan from Chile June 20, 2023