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clermontman

Footballer mostly known for disappearing in decisive games but scoring against lower-ranked teams like Eibar, Clermont Foot, Lens, Mallorca, Maccabi Haifa, Jamaica, Estonia...
Also does Pepsi commercials

Synonyms: Eibarman, Pionel Pepsi, Pessi
Jacques, french villager: I was born and raised in Clermont-Ferrand. My grandpa used to tell me stories about Clermontman, a goblin from ARG that travels to my city when we're playing. He assists 3 goals and then ghosts until the next Clermont game. I still have nightmares that hes hiding in our stadium.
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 15, 2022
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Dylan Mulvaney

- Did you see Dylan Mulvaney's instagram live last night?
- Yeah! She's awesome
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worst president

Most people would agree that if we rank every former president (excluding dictators) of every single country of the planet, Bush would be on the bottom. Worst president ever

Dubya is a war criminal
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 16, 2023
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VAR

Video review system introduced in football by Papa Infantino to give away penalties to Argentina.
It was supposed to make the game fairer but controversial decisions are still being made
Argentina has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this country as Vargentina.

Real Madrid has been so grossly favored by VAR decisions that people are starting to refer to this small team as Real Vardrid.
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
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GOAT

Cristiano is the GOAT
Basic football knowledge is required to learn that Ronaldo is the football GOAT (and NOT the Ghost of Eibar aka Pessi)
by RationalFootballFan from Chile September 19, 2023
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pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
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Farmers league

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
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