mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 01, 2003

Baby

The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like

Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control

by RatchetBoo June 08, 2003

Badonkadonk

A fat, succulent behind that brings tears to one's eyes.

Lance Alvers

by RatchetBoo September 06, 2003

Power Rangers

90's kids show that should have stopped after the third sesaon. Everything after that is gay.

My cousins loved watching Power Rangers until they started going into space and fighting dinosaurs and crap like that.

by RatchetBoo July 07, 2003

jiba jaba

Worthless chatter

See Matrix Reloaded for jiba jaba

by RatchetBoo August 04, 2003

HMB

Had good defintions, then he/she disappeared.

Their definition for shotgun was good

by RatchetBoo October 09, 2003