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Definitions by RatchetBoo

anorexia 

Proof that the human body is not meant to imitate a plastic plaything from Mattel...or for you cynics, the disorder in which the afflicted refuses to eat in an attempt to get thin.
I heard that one of my former classmates is suffering from anorexia...she wants to be a size 0 so she can model for Deb....
anorexia by RatchetBoo June 18, 2003

Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.
Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)

The Welfare Dance 

A new name for doing the fat, the goofy dance done by Majin Buu on DBZ Ultimate Battle 22 when he uses up all of his energy. Buu looks like Lil Kurt when he gets his welfare check, hence the name.
Hey everyone, let's do the welfare dance........yee hah!
The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like
Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control
Baby by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

uggggggghhhhhhhh....

Sound made when one is ill, disgusted or displeased.
uggggggghhhhhhhh.... Today's special is the Dog Doo on a Stick Surprise...yech!!!

Kicking the Sandman in his sack 

Staying up realy late doing stuff that keeps you awake.
Visit this site and kick the Sandman in his sack!

Monkeybone 

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.
I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...
Monkeybone by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003