Definitions by Rat Bastard

pjunker 

This man can sell water to a whale and steal candy from a baby without blinking an eye. He will buy and sell your soul if you let him. He can flip a nickle and turn it into a dime. If you don't give him a deal you can stick it "you know where"..... ya creep!

Did you see pjunker the other day? He was hauling a massive blumbus from Columbus in the trunk of his 88 Oldsmobile.

pjunker by Rat Bastard August 24, 2023

Aarent 

A fat worthless sloth human. An aarent will spend most of its time telling on people, and butting their head into others people business. They will act like they are the best when they are actually the worst. No one likes an aarent.

Did you see aarent walking around with shit on his nose?...... hmmmm, I didn't know the boss was in today.

Aarent by Rat Bastard August 24, 2023

clammpus 

A child shot out of a blob hole after it's mother fell down the stairs. The childs head has a clamp shape, and that greatly diminishes brain size and function.

We tried to put clammpus in sports but all he wants to do is eat soap, and watch Nascar.

clammpus by Rat Bastard August 24, 2023

Blumbus 

Male version of a fupa

Ted needs to quit eating so much junk food, his blumbus is getting out of control !

Blumbus by Rat Bastard July 6, 2023

shocker schmenocker 

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker

Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.

shocker schmenocker by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004

computer science 

The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.

Computer science raped my GPA

computer science by Rat Bastard November 9, 2003