Definitions by Raspberry (lust) muffin

marriage 

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

marriage by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005

lifetime 

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

lifetime by raspberry (lust) muffin May 30, 2005

Tori Amos

The greatest singer/composer of all time...EVER!

Tori Amos is THE piano goddess.

Tori Amos by raspberry (lust) muffin May 28, 2005

Charlie Brown 

Someone who needs to tell Lucy VanPelt to fuck off and get a life.

Lucy: Charlie Brown, you're so stupid!
*extends his middle finger*
Charlie: Up yours, bitch!

Charlie Brown by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005

suck and fuck 

To go from oral sex to vaginal and/or anal sex.

John and Mary suck and fuck three times a day on a regular basis.

suck and fuck by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005

shitmail 

A more accurate word for junkmail.

After registering to a website, I began recieving loads of shitmail.

shitmail by raspberry (lust) muffin May 24, 2005

spank 

What is feared as a kid, and usually desired by an adult.

Kid: No! I'll behave and be a good boy. Don't displine me!
Adult: Yes! I've been misbehaving and been a bad boy! Discipline me!

spank by raspberry (lust) muffin May 13, 2005