35 definitions by Raspberry (lust) muffin

abstinence

The worst type of STD prevention.

That's what condoms are for.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin December 5, 2004

gay insults

As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning.

Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag!
Person two: Dude, you used "fag" as an insult. What a loser!

by Raspberry (lust) muffin June 27, 2005

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin August 30, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Most blue eyes aren't even all that pretty, but more bland, and brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark yet too common which takes away the appeal of them.

Green eyes are prettier than most blue eyes.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin June 7, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Many blue eyes are beautiful, but many are also very bland and not at all attractive. Brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark, yet so common it takes away the appeal of them, though they are georgeous as well. Green eyes have their own beauty to them and can be very sexy, and in their own way the most beautiful of the three, especially when a deep green.

Green eyes are way too underappreciated.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin June 28, 2005

Charlie Brown

Someone who needs to tell Lucy VanPelt to fuck off and get a life.

Lucy: Charlie Brown, you're so stupid!
*extends his middle finger*
Charlie: Up yours, bitch!

by Raspberry (lust) muffin May 25, 2005

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

by Raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005