Definitions by Rashid Khalifa

orh hor 

Used by children in Singapore when they see someone doing something wrong. Usually followed up by said child reporting said wrongdoing to a parent, teacher or another person of authority. If you heard this as a kid you knew you were in deep shit.

Orh hor! I'm going to tell mummy!

orh hor by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

pok pok 

Hokkien euphemism for a female's nether reigons. Commonly only used by children.

Make sure you wash your pok pok properly.

pok pok by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

ku ku jiao

Also known as 'ku ku chye', 'ku ku bird' or simply 'ku ku', it is a hokkien euphemism for penis. Usually used by young children.

Eeyer! I can see his ku ku jiao!

ku ku jiao by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

golek golek

To laze around, especially right after being woken up.

Wake up, it's almost 12 pm!
Wait, let me golek golek for a while first.

golek golek by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

charpoy bashing 

To take a nap. Used to make it sound as if the person is doing something important.
This phrase is used almost exclusively in the military, especially among the older generation.

What is John doing?
He's charpoy bashing.

charpoy bashing by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye 

The mother of all insults, this 7-hit combo literally means "fuck your mother's smelly pussy" in Hokkien. This forbidden phrase is only to be reserved for people whom you have an extreme hatred toward as it is sure to elicit an explosive or violent response.

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye, want fight isit?

Kan ni na bu chao chee bye by Rashid Khalifa May 13, 2021

Attacked by Ninjas 

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.

I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

Attacked by Ninjas by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020