Raquel de la Roche's definitions
A term describing LinkedIn's strict, Gestapo-style verification process that requires government-issued ID, like a driver's license or passport, to access basic features such as job searching or connecting with "thought leaders" and "employment gurus." It underscores the platform's restrictive barriers to what should be open career networking, while highlighting the loss of access to corporate buzzwords, self-promotion, and posts about "ecosystems" and "amazing growth potential" for those who value freedom.
"I got slammed with LinkedIce when I tried signing up for LinkedIn—wanted my ID just to browse job posts and read about 'synergistic team ecosystems'!"
by Raquel de la Roche August 18, 2025
Get the LinkedIcemug. The chaotic, vindictive, or absurd use of tariffs by insecure dictators or leaders to flex power, settle personal grudges, or project strength, often with zero grasp of how global trade actually works, leaving economies and consumers in a mess.
“His tarifuckery on steel imports was all about looking tough on X, but it tanked local factories who couldn’t afford materials.”
by Raquel de la Roche July 7, 2025
Get the Tarifuckerymug. A niche fetish where sexual arousal comes from role-playing the denial of healthcare or rights, often tied to power dynamics and control in consensual scenarios.
Comorbidity of OCD with Antisocial Personality, Medical Denial Fetish satisfies the sexual instinct through domination of a powerless class through denial or withholding of healthcare--it may advance from role-play to often illegal implementation.
by Raquel de la Roche July 3, 2025
Get the Medical Denial Fetishmug. (n.) Online commentators who criticize female content creators, especially on platforms like OnlyFans, while frequently engaging with their content, unaware of the contradiction with their claimed support for women's choice and liberation.
OrneryFans slammed her OnlyFans posts but kept commenting, boosting her visibility despite their disapproval.
Blend of "ornery" (irritable) and "fans" (ironic obsession with criticized content). Coined in 2025.
Blend of "ornery" (irritable) and "fans" (ironic obsession with criticized content). Coined in 2025.
by Raquel de la Roche July 23, 2025
Get the OrneryFansmug. When the judicial branch colludes with the executive branch to expand power and tighten control over the population, often in fascist or authoritarian regimes.
The court's unquestioned support of the executive's overreach screamed jurisdicking, undermining democracy.
by Raquel de la Roche July 8, 2025
Get the Jurisdickingmug. A sexual fetish involving arousal from firearms, their use, or association with those who carry them, like police or security guards.
Many gun enthusiasts reveal a deeper pathology, their hoplophilia, when they post high volumes of photographs of their weapons instead of their partners, spouses or lovers.
by Raquel de la Roche July 3, 2025
Get the HOPLOPHILIAmug. The emotional discharge of biting commentary in meme format from an unsupervised female, typically a witch, spinster, feminist, or lesbian. Often occurs when she has failed in her biological purpose of carrying a child to term or when she has rejected suggestions to "relax" or "smile." May be symptomatic of personality disorder clusters B or C as described in the DSM-5-TR.
After being told to "smile more" at the coffee shop, Karen unleashed a torrent of memenstruation on X, flooding her followers with scathing feminist memes.
by Raquel de la Roche July 17, 2025
Get the Memenstruationmug.