Randy Farris's definitions

SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.

Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby

by randy Farris April 5, 2011

SandTwat

A Vagina thats inner membrane walls are coated with an abrasive sandlike material which makes conventional sex unsuitable.

I was about to fornicate with her, but i soon discovered that she had a SandTwat!

by Randy Farris April 5, 2011

BootyTrap

Similar to a booby-trap in the regards of trapping a person and leaving them debilitated. But a booty-trap is the same concept but the prey is unsuspecting women who u have chosen to Mate with and share DNA.

Steve -"Theres no way this bootytrap is going to work paul"

Paul-" The bootytrap never fails"

by randy Farris April 5, 2011

Zombiewhore

A female zombie thats main source of nourishment is the penis rather than a normal zombie who eats Brains.

hell naw, I wasn't about to let that zombiewhore suck on my dick.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Jabbalette

A morbidly obese Juggalette monster from outer space who resembles Jabba the Hutt. She has been referenced in various science fiction novels, But is not to considered to actually exist.

Chuck, The only thing worse than a juggalette....is a jabbalette

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Majesticated

Domesticated in a majestic fashion.

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Tri-Sexual

A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.

Is that a dolphin? What are you some type of Tri-Sexual?

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011