Definitions by Randy Farris

Zombiewhore 

A female zombie thats main source of nourishment is the penis rather than a normal zombie who eats Brains.

hell naw, I wasn't about to let that zombiewhore suck on my dick.

Zombiewhore by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Jabbalette 

A morbidly obese Juggalette monster from outer space who resembles Jabba the Hutt. She has been referenced in various science fiction novels, But is not to considered to actually exist.

Chuck, The only thing worse than a juggalette....is a jabbalette

Jabbalette by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Majesticated 

Domesticated in a majestic fashion.

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.

Majesticated by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Tri-Sexual 

A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.

Is that a dolphin? What are you some type of Tri-Sexual?

Tri-Sexual by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.

Lucky bastard is running a fornicatory up there man.

Fornicatory by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Crystal Death 

Death Caused by a Crystal or Crystals.

He suffered a very Tragic Crystal Death.

Crystal Death by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

Kleptophilia by Randy Farris April 26, 2011