Government-Shutdown

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.
We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.
by randy Farris April 26, 2011
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Zombiewhore

A female zombie thats main source of nourishment is the penis rather than a normal zombie who eats Brains.
hell naw, I wasn't about to let that zombiewhore suck on my dick.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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Majesticated

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.
by randy Farris April 26, 2011
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Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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Jabbalette

A morbidly obese Juggalette monster from outer space who resembles Jabba the Hutt. She has been referenced in various science fiction novels, But is not to considered to actually exist.
Chuck, The only thing worse than a juggalette....is a jabbalette
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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SandTwat

A Vagina thats inner membrane walls are coated with an abrasive sandlike material which makes conventional sex unsuitable.
I was about to fornicate with her, but i soon discovered that she had a SandTwat!
by Randy Farris April 05, 2011
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SmackBaby

A baby, whose mother used heroin(smack) during the 9 months of pregnancy.
Unfortunately Frank, this baby is a smackbaby
by randy Farris April 05, 2011
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